30, Flirty & Flailing

The girlies take Santa Boobie! And things go off the RAILS! You’ve been warned…LET’s get one thing straight, this is a motel. Hungover and it’s a vibe, termites in the pool, State Street reminiscing, love a lounge, Megan wants to live on Love Island, the great heat wave 2022, lobby bathroom hack, Megan is an SB veteran, colonial times turtle vs. rat-ta-ta-tat turtle?! Caramel as an APPETIZER?! FUCK OFF. Where the fuck is Barvaria even? Megan blackmail times ten, Sharkey’s or Malarkey’s, we don’t know! Maddie’s 18 year old blast from the past, vodka & alka seltzer is the drink of the season, anxiety and hangovers are besties, 3 little dance party babies, the GenZ girl named could, Mr.Peanut Butter…The man, the myth, the golden retriever, PHILLIP! Megan has never been more embarrassed, Madie is scared of adult twins, Megan doesn’t know the diff between Dumb&Dumber and The Shining, Made & Erica got in a fight :/ obviously about water…

“If I wanna do the chicken dance to Lil’ John, I will.” -Madison Stemler

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*Recorded 9/04/22

We are joined by our first official guest, friend and sister of the pod, Taylor Stemler! She comes in with flattery, boosting Megan’s singing confidence. We talk with her about our childhood , the origins of her nicknames such as Angelica, Fidel Castro, & tiny dictator. PLUS the scoop on her upcoming wedding, Aria AKA queen of the world, and much more! Michael Thomas White shoutout, Taylor fills us in on our MOST annoying moments, playing court and Taylor was always the Judge! Megan was always willing to sacrifice herself because of her anxiety, Britt the bailiff, “I MUST meet Amanda!” DANCE PARTY BABY the origins and everything it means to all of us. Obsessed with bandaids, Erica is turning 30! Ah by the time this is out, the girlies are all officially 30! We find out our flirtiest ages, Taylor’s sober journey, soft nip, Made on married at first sight? We get to hear the Taylor and Brandon love story, big shoutout to Brandon! We talk about boundaries, self worth, self esteem, and the real shit honey! Taylor talks AA and her healing journey, the blending of families, Taylor shame spirals and makes a public apology to pretty much everyone she interacted with in her first 20 years of life LOL. The three peas mention the dark years of high school when they were all more…edamame. Erica promises to send Alicia Vasquez cash for being a #1 fan! Doors or wheels? Erica finally gets back out there AHHHHH!

“We all know physical touch is not my love language.” Madie

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***Recorded 8/20/22

It’s the Shame Spiral Sleepover Special! “So what’s up with you guys lately?” , Erica method acted and manifested the Unfabulous show, one woman show Angie, Heidimarie appears on the pod! SWORK on it, The Shame Corner is here, it doesn’t go away, we coexist with it and we laugh at it! We are REALLY working on not interrupting each other… Megan has shame about having shame, Megan tells Erica she’s Ms.Trunchbull…rude. The GARLIC is in the OVEN. Erica tells a silly shroom story, shoutout to Hannah Pilkes. “There’s some Star Wars shit going on up there…” Ever been so high you thought you pissed yourself?! Acceptance is pee, Megan is on FIRE with her stories, Madie’s bikini wet denim story is truly out of a film, FUCK YOU MAXXXX! We be casting spells, full moon in Capricorn babes, I wanna do sooo good I’m getting in my own way, A Prism of Idiotship!, Shoutout to Joanne Thomson <3, We stan intimacy coordinators, “Oh Erica”, WHAT ABOUT THE GARLIC BREAD?!? Megan DM spammed Erica w/ garlic bread recipes, Megan’s mad at us…,

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***Recorded 7/16/22

Our first ep recording since Hawaii. Post vacay blues are REAL.

Erica has covid, Megan the nurse, clogs are art school, ant doorbell, we are not a science based podcast, we are a vibes based pod. Art school science is cool, Alicia Vasquez shoutout 4ever, Megan is Sims biggest fan, “Deli” is actually short for “delicatessen”, Megan turned into Spongebob, hyper focus girlies, silent Ubers should be an options, Megan’s sister Bridget is addicted to gift cards, A gift card for the card store, Megan only drinks nyquil before she drives, Erica’s childhood crush shares a story on the pod EEK! “ Erica lives at Madie’s house in her dreams, we got a sexy story babies!!!! Murder by Numbers 69, “You’re doing it, Peter!”, Erica the self-proclaimed “cock gobbler”, we yes-and our listeners story, plzzzz tap a dick and say, “Is this thing on?!”, STOP APOLOGIZING, no post on Sundays, send us crush stories!

"There’s a boy in the house and he’s OUR AGE!” 9yr old Erica

“I’m just like you all, I’m just like everyone else.” -Megan

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***Recorded 6/14/22

Softball leagues are flirty, Gepetto wants to get f*cked! No more BLEEPING, softball showoffs, “dan dan the cheerleading man” prank, short kings are KINGS, bring your therapists favorite, getting medicated (professionally), mental health dot com and taking care of thine SELF! 30 things, ritalin in high school, performance anxiety in testing, “your brains!”, we are all scientists, please email us…middle school advice column, a sexy story turns SURPRISEY, “Im gonna make you love me!”, Hawaiian airlines can suck it, DRINK TICKETS!, Hawaii is HAPPENING, why do we never fly together?! John, Jacob, jingle-heifer-smith, his name is mine name TOO! Airport technicalities, Madie & Erica are NOT app girlies, the thrill of being IRL, WE WILL NOT LOWER OUR STANDARDS, sparking with someone is everything, no job interview dating, Megan goes on an easter date, horny 4 Jesus, Madie doesn’t listen to our own podcast…”Offense on your family!”, don’t unmatch someone on the way home, Erica is a born again virgin, plus a big reveal, 30 flirty flying, sandlot crushes, we love to crush on a bully, drummer from school of rock, Erica famously not attracted to blondes, ACTUALLY EMAIL US PLZ,

“Draco Malfoy made me feral as a child.” Megan

Megan will sing, Erica will rant, & Madie (won’t) Mingle

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***Recorded 4/25/22

WARNING:This IS our funniest episode to date. Do not operate heavy machinery and listen

THIS WEEK: Vegas, The Linq, Mountain Dew Purgatory, dehydration, anxiety/depression from drinking, AIM dates in the park, middle school exes rekindling the flame? Britt and Renee are engaged!, European Boyz, My Heart Will Go On on the recorder, facebook status’, orchestra, brass vs. winds. Solos for 4 in the land of make believe, Hey Arnold trumpet covers, middle school band was social suicide but actually cool, Cornel of Kern, French onion creamer, word mess-ups are for LIFE, way wack here!, warts n all, Fucking+Sucking=Tindr, Erica deleted hinge, long story LONG, one Saturday morning!, “shall we share a kiss?”, Erica can only flirt as a colonial boy, Erica’s dating flails continue…,CALLING YOU OUT WESLEY, lick tajin rims, 6’4 vibes, Erica is horny for trauma, cinderella story, Madie’s go to delivery service is Jersey Mike’s, settlement money is hot, cops are gross, you wanna know more more more about me?!, 30 flirty & high-fiving, get tangled up in me!

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Trigger warning: WARTS

***Recorded 2/21/22