In this episode we discuss the latest culinary mad scientist creations at the CNE, the process of converting to a life of press-on nails, finding a human vs. acrylic nail in your food, all the brazen Legally Blonde rip-offs, millionaires like Kaley Cuoco stealing commercials from broke actors, the high of getting a Cinnabon, the psychological effect of getting cast as the fat dowdy woman, having a framed photo of your best friend and her husband, painting one funky nail for confidence and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss Maddy’s sick as hell GooGoo Dolls experience, Billy S level lyrics, Crush Orange Zero, when gum becomes mealy, resorting to snacking on a 1950’s lollipop, some Biscoff updates, going through an alien phase, our personal UFO encounters, having a zhjing ne sais quoi, Mulder and Scully wanting/needing to bang, using your sister’s alien abduction to get laid, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the Vans Warp Tour era of music, the current hierarchy of energy drinks, getting high and sending late night emails to equestrian clubs, Annabelle's new legal guardian, the nostalgic comfort of 2000s Ashton Kutcher, not being able to get your laugh dink up, stoner movies being for kids, the name Christie Boner, low budget movies aka Lobubus, repetition as the ultimate comedic device, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the experience of going to the mall, the murder allegations against Annabelle the doll, investing in a pool flottie, the dangers of an inflatable ring, the revelation that fig newtons are made of fig, linking arms banana-style as a kid, dirty costumes, the chemistry between B1 & 2, the tragic figure of Rat In The Hat, the quintessential back-to-school shoe shopping experience and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss mandatory running for school, the natural transition into Arnold in adulthood, putting miniature zen gardens in your mom’s stocking, a new pop (rock) of the week, centipedes invading the home, car-based urban legends, yassifying the Frizz, entering Arnold without his consent, the bus being a dog basically, being obsessed with breaking a Guinness world record, your whole class smelling your poop, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the discovery of all the Tubi stars in our midst, the antipasto scandal rocking the nation, getting rocked and rammed at Weird Al, a POW featuring Fanta Pineapple, Larry and Maurice as the OG iconic duo, the little phrase that captured the imaginaysh of every kid, teaching kids to hate landlords, a children’s story about a sexual criminal, forcing a kid to take dog doodoo to school, a maple syrup horror story and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss how everyone and their mother is getting botox, getting moles removed, pool kids vs. non-pool kids, advertisers making poop hot, Storybook Weaver & Cross Country Canada, cannibals eating boot leather, another banger POW featuring Cove, the joy of sprinkler days, The Hair of George, the infamous B44 Skydome sleepover, school radio, improv and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss training to lucid dream, the new 15 inch Capri Sun, Liv’s current state of psychosis, the humiliation of reading text msgs in court, Maddy's discovery of the whole Labubu thing, POW feat. Peace Tea, the chalk on Bubble Tape, decor in the 90s aka the worst era for design, decorative plates, sexy leg lamps, dastardly colour combos, tables made of dollhouses, putting everything on a diagonal, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss fear of finding out aka fofo, the millennial pause, the Zeddy ferris wheel, Sears, the solemn tone of Instacart ads, a scary Arthur story, hating sparkling water, propaganda from Big Milk, a s'mores life hack, how annoying camp fire kid Gary is, regretting not being a lifeguard, teaching kids to read their contracts, fish in bags and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the men wilding out in our tiktok comments, Maddy’s experience living The Suite Life, getting gaslit by housekeeping, the flavour “icy”, shirley temples as a gateway drink, America’s sweetheart John Ritter, young Kaley Cuoco and her whale tail, Liv’s twin sis Eva Amurri, soft tv dads working as writers, big capitalism pushing teens to double lunch, a genius revelation about the death of g2g, the concept of 3 hots and a cot, wanting to bring back the flip phone, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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