30 Going On 13

In this episode we discuss yearning for high school football culture, having an X account in this day and age,  the joy of discovering English Teacher, bespoke boys cosplaying football, the Canadian version of a cheerleading costume, America's obsession with teens, Schitt's Creek guy playing a hot snowman, Toronto giving Taylor Swift the ick, why Connie Britton is just good people, the foreign language that is "plays" and SO MUCH MORE!!!

In this episode we discuss AI nostalgia videos, the most bummer months of the year, Liv’s baby mittens for her rotting finger, Maddy’s medical doctor lineage, the song Green Tambourine by Mikey, being attracted to TJ Detweiler, Mikey’s objectum-sexual relationship with his bike, speculation about Gus’ home life and his military dad, the Botox lips on the Digger Brothers, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

In this episode we discuss the concept of dogs h-wording, how it turns out that anti-sex doesn't sell, some killer dog costume ideas, RyGo, how evergreen the creepiness of these opening credits is, the "glasses boy" character, having shrimp cocktail and mashed potatoes for breakfast, whether the brother is "in the coffin" still, 11 y.o mechanics, the cameo from GilGo and SO MUCH MORE!!! 

In this episode we discuss going off the rails for a night of clurb-ing to the GBumps theme, the mystery of Elliot Moose, ordering Halloween costumes on UberEats, the sinister nature of Kasamba ads, how cute and unassuming R.L Stine is, Kid Buys His Own Advent Calendar aka the saddest story ever told, the name Carly Beth, the He-Man childhood test for depression, being deemed not criminally responsible by reason of insanity by worm, some sinister undertones and SO MUCH MORE!!!

In this episode we discuss ways to get in sweata weatha spirit, fake voicemails from murderers, the bizarre 9/11 connection, how it’s easier to learn FD logic as a kid, having to identify your son’s body by a Playboy Bunny necklace, putting your soggy bathing suit in a plastic bag, how the rube goldberg is not rube-ing in this movie, shishkabobs, how Glee is basically FD, wanting conjugal visits with FD and SO MUCH MORE!!!

In this episode we discuss the greatest month of all, people who lay their life on the line for the company dime, saying “sweet dreams” before you get sedated, the quirkiness of reactive dogs, when your partner has a celebrity crush, digital camera photo albums with multiple parts, whether Halloween horror fests have been cancelled, camcorder culture, being an FD premonition kid, the clear Mac mouse, the FD GOAT death aka the tanning bed and SO MUCH MORE!!!

In this episode we discuss America's sweetheart Moo Deng, the societal downfall brought by Hawk Tuah girl, having to triage your ailments, Liv's upcoming hole-onoscopy appointment, Maddy getting shafted by her live-in model scout, being performative with Animorph books, the loathsome nature of Rita Repulsa's hat, reverse visual ASMR, a new horror flick from MadLiv Productions and SO MUCH MORE!!!

In this episode we discuss Alexa PenaVega's casting as young HH, when the infamous "prodigal son returns", H2 as Blake Lively's inspo, the dubiousness of the Dorothy gumbo pot of spheres technology, printing mapquest directions, the unspoken secret that the nerds are the bullies, HH's psycho sexual obsession with tornados, how Jami Gertz is the hero, how you shouldn't bring your doggie storm chasing, the absolute lack of stakes, not wanting our crushes to see us flying around in a tornado and SO MUCH MORE!!!

In this episode we discuss the lack of response to the trump shark image, the movies our high school teachers played in class that had nothing to do with the subject, our fellow Canadian Justin Chatwin, how Samue was totally right about ice, the archetype of "man who puts science above everything", whether those masks on planes are even real, the quintessential childhood Pompei phase, these people who keep doing their job when the world is ending, how our parents wouldn't come for us like DQuaid, the cozy library that sparked the lust for end of the world, the way the ice be creepin, how annoying the astronauts are  and SO MUCH MORE!!!

In this episode we discuss having ciabatta bread for the first time, how the greatest comedy bit ever performed was by a shark, admitting to pimp my riding a shark, the quintessential monkey bar scene, having to deliver the line “come to mama” as an actor, water shoes aka the ultimate boner killer, singing and dancing at the sight of your work in smitherenes and SO MUCH MORE!!!