It's tin hat time again on Babe Patrol! Ashley takes us through some of the many conspiracy theories surrounding the Denver Airport. It's a veritable "cornucopia of weird," especially the story of "Blucifer." And Lauren brings us a busybody-provided gossip about a lie taken to the grave!!! The Babes discuss the seasonality of dating--which season is your best season, anyway? And how do you feel about cuffing season? The Big Lebowski makes its entrance into their flags this week as well, so tune in. Tangents include: Orbitz, a detailed discussion of Ashley & Lauren's travel plans (sorry), arthritis, the mating habits of gargoyles, and Ashley introduces the concept of "Sugar Babies" to Lauren. Reminder that this is the next-to-last episode of Season One!!! As always, visual aids, supporting documents, & Top Secret files are on our IG feed. Tell us your small gossips or dating woes at [email protected], follow us on Instagram & TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod.