Dave and Joel have some hard news to deliver to some of their favorite bands: HANG UP THE AXE, IT’S TIME TO RETIRE! Or is it? Listen to the very end to find out the final verdicts for Weezer, Green Day and more, AND get a healthy dose of beautiful Irish folk music!

“College Is Expensive” by A Regular American Family“I’ll Carry You (Like A Swan)” by A Less Regular American FamilyJoel’s parents stole his college money“My Daddy Probably Spent It On Drugs” by Primal ScreamWhich bands should call it quits?“My Dick’s Not Very Big” by 1996 WeezerPatrick Wilson from Weezer is a cartoon duck, it seems“You Smiled At Me (I Pissed My Jeans)” by 1996 Weezer“My Pants Are Filled With Love (And Piss)” by 2001 Weezer“Let’s Do All The Fuckin’ Pills” by 2002 Weezer“My Life’s So Fuckin’ Lit” by 2010 WeezerGreen Day’s rock and roll trajectory“I’m Feeling A Little Fat” by Billie Joe Armstrong“286” by Green DayDave hates music videos with storiesJoel loves music videos with simple gimmicks “Rollin’” by Limp Bizkit has the best videoThe Foo Fighters make GREAT videosShitty band lineages “The Ballad of Me Patreon” a traditional Irish Folk Ballad“Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by Blur