This week the boys are royally flushed. King Charles the Third is set to be crowned in London and the boys take part in the age-old debate, why do we care? Tony is on the hunt for his own Crown Jewels for a gayer regal affair, while Casey goes to upstate New York to get away from the pageantry of it all. Florida keeps making life worse for queer people so the boys wonder what a two-state solution might look like.

A drag queen and a comedian walk into a bar and it's all a big joke.

Comedy

This week the boys let the dogs out.  South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem brags about killing her dog which turns out is a little too maga even for maga.  Protests on campuses nationwide have the boys (predictable) arguing but (surprisingly) also agreeing.  Kevin Spacey asks to be uncanceled so the boys give some hot takes on The Biz.

Thirty minutes of content from two gay best friends. This week the boys don’t fight once! The Washington Correspondents Dinner is supposed to be funny but to the boys, it’s just a reminder that Biden needs a better makeup artist.  Casey is still feeling butt hurt from the first Trump administration and if the Supreme Court grants absolute presidential immunity he’s preparing to get fully blown out by the second.  Tony shares best practices for getting out of jury duty and with Tennessee enacting more bad laws the boys share a plan for getting people out of that state.

This week the boys can’t extinguish the flame. A man lights himself on fire outside of Trump’s trial leading to an argument over who can be defined as crazy. A question for women in the woods leads to a surprising answer and the debunking of a misogynistic myth, while a scientific breakthrough has Casey worried about the future of humanity in general and Tony rooting for the end. Very on brand.

This week the boys bring you doom AND gloom.  An earthquake in NYC and a solar eclipse have the boys thinking about preparedness. The IDF kills several members of a relief organization and all of a sudden now the world has had enough. Korean women are refusing to interact with Korean men and the effects are generational, while white Americans move to Mexico and end up getting real white about it.

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