This week, Casey shows his commitment to the pod by announcing a live GPHH date, and Tony responds by pitting his fans against Casey’s. Donald Trump goes to a UFC fight with Vanilla Ice, and that’s not even the gayest part. Caitlin Jenner continues to be a problematic trans woman. Still, the boys consider a scenario where she could totally redeem herself (hint: it involves manslaughter just one more time), and Pope Leo makes Chicago Tony proud.

This week Tony ambushes Casey with emotions leading to their first big fight (and first lasting cease fire) of 2026.  Casey is selfish and takes the podcast for granted, and Tony decides when that is processed.  The boys share a desire for a failed mission to the moon but for surprisingly different reasons.  The CA Governor race gets goosed and the world is reminded why straight white male politicians of all stripes are creeps. 

This week, Tony is hungover and blames college basketball and homophobia. Casey explains Looksmaxxing and how Tony is inadvertently an enthusiastic participant in the online trend. Mormon Bachelorette Taylor Frankie Paul exposes the limits of “trash casting” in reality TV, and Chuck Norris dies by one last karate chop from the hand of God.

This week Casey marks the anniversary of Covid by getting his first professional hair cut in 6 years. Tony uses Casey’s return from a work trip to continue talking about his favorite subject, Casey’s injured leg. Tony catches the flu during a late winter heat wave and warns everyone about ineffective vaccines, and Nancy Guthrie, Liza Minelli and Donald Trump provide three distinct reasons to fear getting old.

This week, the boys continue discussing Tony’s favorite topic: Casey’s injured leg. Tony learns what MAHA is and finds he shares a lot of their beliefs, with one big injectable caveat. Kansas begins restricting trans people’s rights, and Donald Trump starts a new war, which quickly becomes the boy’s least favorite topic since October 7, 2023.

This week, Casey is injured in a dance class accident, and Tony begins the long process of never letting him hear the end of it. The boys see the historically accurate musical Six together, and Tony uses it to ridicule Casey’s injury further. RFK Jr mandates new bathroom etiquette, the Supreme Court overthrows Trump’s tariffs, and Alyssa Liu wins gold - but this is really a show about Casey injuring himself in a hip hop dance class.

This week the boys watch American Olympians in Italy mimic their country as they apart on the international stage. James Van Der Beek dies and Tony pays homage to him in the most disgusting way. Donald Trump decides no one can have a future by ending all environmental regulations, and in an age of true creeps the boys reevaluate Hunter Biden’s legacy.

This week the boys come back from a two week break rejuvenated; Casey from a trip and Tony from a recent peptide injection. Casey returns from Prague to the most American of welcomes - discrimination from his insurance company. Tony finally sees 2 minutes of Heated Rivalry so the boys give their belated heated review.  

This week the boys wonder if they could still be considered trophy husbands. Tony starts Pilates class to open up his body but isn’t quite ready to open up to his classmates. The boys reminisce about the superiority of 90’s daytime talk shows before getting back to the reality show of present times, where Donald Trump continues his quest to personally give the finger to every citizen, steal peace prizes from world leaders and let Americans eat dog food.  

This week, the boys get caught up in the insanity. ICE murdered Renee Good, and the boys talk about why that is really bad. A comment about the Iranian protests sparks the boys' first real argument of the new year. Casey offers a defense of lobotomization, and Tony offends Casey by calling him the wrong white slur.