Welcome back to THE HAS#TAG SHOW.

This week Gibbo returns from a “relaxing” overnight spa break with more questions than answers — including why married couples stop speaking to each other, how much bubble bath is too much bubble bath (introducing The Nessie Test), and why hot honey needs to be wiped from civilisation immediately.

There’s rage, rants, relationship truths, hotel décor crimes, merch announcements, cultural nonsense, and a brutally honest breakdown of modern manners, masculinity, marriage, and why silence at the dinner table should terrify you more than divorce.

We also get into:

Why people don’t actually listen — they just wait for buzzwords

The myth of the hot tub vs the glory of the jacuzzi bath

Marriage, effort, and why relationships die quietly

Restaurant etiquette young men were never taught

Hot honey, pulled pork, cyclists, and modern trend hysteria

Why doing what you’re told by the police might save your life

Global chaos, protests, power, and media spin

As always: