This week starts with Friday the 13th… and somehow ends with Olympic doping, Eyes Wide Shut conspiracies, and the strangest celebrity sighting we’ve ever had in Braehead.

We get into: • Is there actually a missing 13th month? • Valentine’s Day being a money-grab • “Are We Dating The Same Guy?” Facebook madness • The Open House yacht show (absolute chaos) • Eyes Wide Shut and Epstein conspiracies • Should Olympic medals be real gold? • Performance-enhancing drugs and “enhanced Olympics” • The “China-Maxxing” trend (and why it’s nonsense) • Why people don’t need every hobby to be a personality

Plus a shoutout to Southern River Band, who absolutely blew the roof off Oran Mor.

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