30s, Flirty, & Crying

30s, Flirty, & Crying

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30s, Flirty, & Crying episodes

  • The One Where We Played a Drinking Game

    On a random rona October night, filled with all the sad girl feelings, we decided to play a drinking game and record it for ya'll. I don't think we realized that said game (Do or Drink) would have us doing some clown ass shit! But that's what we usually be up to anyway right? Might as well drink about it! Listen in as we become a progressively larger shit show the farther into this episode we get! Anyone got next round?? Side note some of our audio got drunk too. Excuse the parts where it sounds like we are constantly cutting each other off lmao. 

    53 min
  • New Year, Same Clowns

    Welcome back for Season 2! We've missed you guys since 2020 got the best of us! We recorded this episode on New Years Eve while Lynn was champagne drunk af (way to start early, rookie LOL) We are talking all things resolutions, self improvement, and what disasters struck during the apocalypse that was 2020. So here's to another year of us staying on our bullshit and bringing ya'll along for the ride! We're gonna try our best to make good decisions this year but ya know. If we don't... ho well! 

    1 hr 2 min
  • First of all...
    We’re stupid 🤦🏼‍♀️ we’re also back for episode 7 after a few dramatic ass weeks to talk about the hope we give our damn selves. If you’ve ever mourned the loss of a relationship that you never even had, listen in. This ones for you clowns. We missed you!!
    46 min
  • Pillow Talk
    Let’s talk about sex, baby! Today’s episode is all about the hookup. The Netflix and chill dates. We’re breaking down how we feel about sexting and our best (and worst) sex experiences. Too bad the best was attached to toxic dick for both of us!
    57 min
  • The Compound

    Fuck that guy too seems to be the theme of the week ya'll. Today we are talking dates! What we wear, our ideal date, the good, the bad, and the ugly af dates we've been on. Talk about what nightmares are made of! Join us on our painfully awkward journey! That may we mention lead to absolutely nowhere. Ever been propositioned to become a sister wife? Penny has. She's here today to tell you allllll about it in story time. 

    1 hr 7 min
  • Situationships and other BS excuses
    Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by a mfer who plays the line between fuckboy and boyfriend shit and then acts like he never wanted a relationship. 🙋🏼‍♀️ Also, where tf is Penny?!
    41 min
  • Tinder Kevin and the Whole Ass Story PT 2 and Other Red Flags

    We are back for episode 3!! Today we talk about alllll the kinds of fuckboys we're into. We like tall red flags, red flags with blue eyes, red flags that say good morning beautiful and then don't text you for the rest of the day... You get the idea. Lynn is back for story time to tell you the rest of the shit show that is tinder Kevin and the whole ass story. We also have some ideas for what to do when you develop sad girl feelings over an asshole that doesn't deserve you anyway. Listener fuckboy horror story time with Deanna G and Jillian Vita of You've Thought It (We're Saying It) podcast! 

    1 hr 2 min
  • Tinder and Bumble and Hinge...Oh My 😱

    Join Penny and Lynn for Episode 2 as we give you the rundown on all the dumpster fires... er... dating apps out there. Yes. We’ve been on them all. Well, Almost. Week 2 story time: Tinder Kevin and the Whole Ass Story Pt 1

    51 min
  • Everyone is Trash
    Episode One!! Join Penny and Lynn as they present to you the top 5 reasons why dating in our 30s SUCKS along with some other fun games and shocking revelations.
    34 min

About 30s, Flirty, & Crying

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Grab a shower beer and join Penny and Lynn every week as we attempt to navigate the dumpster fire that is dating in our 30s. Our hoodrat shenanigans, Fuckboy horror stories, and never learning from our mistakes might even make you feel better about being the clown that we all are. 😂😘