Look - we're all adults here.  So are we going to make repeated references to the frequency with which Laura Leighton yells, "She's gonna finger me!"?  Yes.  I'm sorry.  Skip it now if this is a challenge for you.  We'll put the explicit label on.

We are back with a reminder that Amanda hates Alison, Alison's father is harassing her and her sister, the marriage to Billy is on again off again, Jake is going gay - or at least leaving women even while he fishes Kathy Ireland out of the ocean.  Jo is around, and Matt literally stands in the background while Michael claims an impossible claim: he remembers everything about being a doctor but otherwise has amnesia like Dr. Aviva Lester!

Y'all, if you've been waiting for us to get back to Melrose Place, here it is.  Season Three ... This Place 'Bout To Blow!

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