In what is likely to result in millions of downloads and at least one Pulitzer, we have scored the ultimate podcast get: an exclusive interview with a POTUS. It is not unlike when Mark Maron sat down with Obama, although the president that we were able to get is of decidedly lower quality.

Phone the neighbors and wake the kids: it's the conclusion of Episode Thirty One of Dan Wakes Up Screaming.

Music Credits:

“Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker

“Octopussy” by Juanitos

"Country Boy" by Rodd Keith and the Raindrops

"Delicious peanut" by Xerak

"Edge Of The Ocean" by Ivy

"Gay_Bar_videogame" by The Wildbunch

"Cthulu Rises" by Dark Asylum Music

"Twit JournalisT" by Alaclair Ensemble

"The Declaration of Independance" by Cullah