This month we are coming in ranty and ready, and we have absolutely zero regrets about it. April has been a lot. Between 40 mph winds turning the sky brown and leaving dust literally falling out of my hair, a neighbor who keeps watering her bushes directly onto my freshly washed car, and road construction that somehow always manages to hit at peak rush hour, it's been one of those months where everything is just slightly conspiring against you.

We also get into the declining standard of healthcare, why retail theft is making it impossible to buy a pack of razors without a key, and the social media algorithm's complete inability to show us content we actually want. Also, why do we have to pretend to like adult coloring books and salad? Some things adults are supposed to like actually kind of suck!

In today's episode, we're talking about:

• 40 mph winds and the dust that ended up in my hair
• Road construction scheduled at peak rush hour — every single day
• Social media ads that have completely lost the plot
• Errands and doctor's appointments that somehow take forever
• The audacity of people who refuse to do any self-work
• Things we pretend to like as adults: coloring books, eating healthy, and the gym

We want to hear YOUR rant topics for next month, so drop them in the comments or DM us on Instagram at @bestiecasescenariopodcast. Stay strong, stay feral, and text your bestie something unhinged!