I hope you’re ready for songs about sandwiches, and the nastiest, snottiest punk rock this side of London circa 1982, Noise Bois, because that’s precisely what you’re gonna get in this FIRST EVER Noise Hole episode recorded in THE ACTUAL NOISE HOLE!!!

“I’m A Hungry Boy” by John MayerJohn Mayer and Seal at Live 8“Please Don’t Eat Me, Dude” by John Mayer and Seal Dave and Joel dive into the Noise Hole Actual“The Ballad of Beautiful Noise Bois” by Dave McElfatrickDave defends Subway subway sandwiches“A Message to The Leaders of The Free World” by SubwayJoel’s memories of Audioslave at Live 8Green Day sells out to the NHL?“Hockeycase” by Green Day“Hockey Of The Day” by MetallicaMetallichat: James’s addiction relapse / Does being a millionaire destroy your rock/metal/punk cred?Empathy for celebrity addicts vs. regular dickheadsPaul Rogers and Bad MittensCan music festivals save the Earth?Rock & Roll Ambivalence with Van HalenVan Halen isn’t allowed to play covers“Smells Like Teen Spirit (Baby)” by Van Halen“Jamie’s Cryin’’ by Nirvana Rock & Roll Conspiracies: Manic Street Preachers edition“Messy Nessy” by Manic Street Preachers ft. Snotty Punks“In The Beginning” by Johnny Boogers and Tony SkidmarkDave’s fake snotty punk rock band, The Shits“Your Granny’s Fanny” by The Shits“Clint Eastwood” by The Shits“Hashpipe” by The Shits“Alive” by The ShitsThe Shits are too crazy for Ozzy“Crazy Train” by The Shits“Fuck Gary” by The Shits“Kiss From A Rose” by The Shits“Thomas Campbell” by The Shits“Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by The Shits“Little Bastard” by The Shits