This is our longest episode yet, and easily our most controversial.  

Melrose Place is setting the stage for the season three finale, and you can almost see the hand of the producers moving the chess pieces.  Either way, here we are.

Sydney Andrews is now PRESIDENT OF MANCINI DESIGNS and she confronts Amanda Woodward over the quality of the Mancini Designs Campaigns.

Jess and Jo continue their flirtation, and hook up by the dumpster where Jake was jumped by Jane's Boyfriend's Mob.

Kimberly has gone off to No More Victims (TM) and has found her mission in life.  (She is going to kill everyone and stand on the corpses of her enemies)

But the real story is at D&D.  Billy and Brooke hook up after Billy turns down Alison.  The palace intrigue is high, as Amanda successfully pitches a campaign for Mrs. Molly's Cookies that involves a high powered female executive leaping out a fifteenth story window, only to find out that the person she was making the pitch to ... well that's how his mother took her life.  So, Alison turns to Brooke and asks her to spy on Amanda.  Bad news, Alison...

Then, we have our most tasteless ad to date...