Producer Allie is ENGAGED, and naturally, the chaos has begun — from Pinterest boards to bridal breakdowns. Meanwhile, Darrien starts her laser hair removal journey and is bravely confronting her fear of hot zaps and small talk. We spiral into a very important discussion: are we being influenced into Botox by the algorithm… or are we just vain? Also, we need to talk about how creepy veneers are and why everyone keeps asking if we’re neurodivergent (??).

Plus: a critical analysis of why neither of us could be drafted into the military (spoiler: sunburns, blood sugar crashes, and crying when we're hungry), our oddly specific attraction to a certain sibling type, convenient horoscope logic, and our weekly roundup of songs we’re obsessed with, snacks we’re hoarding, and the TV that’s currently ruining our sleep schedules.

It’s unhinged, it’s relatable, and it’s mostly wedding planning avoidance.