This week we’re serving you our weekly round-up: our current Starbucks order, Allie’s current fave song is basically her personality now, and TikTok trends are rotting our brains in the best way. We update our “Bitin’ Lists” (don’t ask, just listen), Darrien experiences Din Tai Fung for the first time and becomes a soup dumpling evangelist, and Allie tries hot yoga and nearly melts into the mat. We discuss our foolproof pick-up tactics if we were single, why women on TikTok are comedy geniuses, and why Taylor Swift’s new album drop has us feral. Plus: our preferred sleeping positions, and the irrational fears that keep us humble.

In this episode, Darrien narrowly escapes total blindness (okay not really, but it was dramatic) and now sees life crystal clear—except for why men think only their bottom half gets cold. Allie shares a chaotic wedding planning update, and we give our unsolicited opinions on the TV shows you're definitely watching (Love Island, The Summer I Turned Pretty, Squid Game: The Challenge, The Hunting Wives, and We Were Liars).

Jaycee tries Krispy Kreme for the first time and now questions if we’ve ever actually had a real donut. Darrien unveils her biting list, we debate whether it's our moral duty to hate our friend’s enemies, and the great mystery of Jaycee’s missing compost bin unfolds.

It's messy, it's dramatic, it's us.

This week, we dive into the wholesome joy of hosting—supper clubs, book clubs, and pretending we’re the chill girl from a Nancy Meyers movie. We talk about how reality TV has saved our friendships by giving us drama to discuss that isn’t about people we actually know. Jaycee survived Stampede (barely), wore a hat (regrettably), and learned that crowds are now our natural enemy.

We break down the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives reunion, issue a heartfelt apology to Justin Bieber, and marvel at how Costco samplers are acting. Plus, we spiral after watching Call Her Alex and share our own stories of mean coaches, weird food rules, and why it took us a decade to like movement again.

As always, we end with our beloved weekly roundup: sweet treats we’re obsessed with, skincare we swear by, makeup that slays, and books we are currently loving.

Warning: This episode contains emotional whiplash and unsolicited Justin Bieber forgiveness.

Producer Allie is ENGAGED, and naturally, the chaos has begun — from Pinterest boards to bridal breakdowns. Meanwhile, Darrien starts her laser hair removal journey and is bravely confronting her fear of hot zaps and small talk. We spiral into a very important discussion: are we being influenced into Botox by the algorithm… or are we just vain? Also, we need to talk about how creepy veneers are and why everyone keeps asking if we’re neurodivergent (??).

Plus: a critical analysis of why neither of us could be drafted into the military (spoiler: sunburns, blood sugar crashes, and crying when we're hungry), our oddly specific attraction to a certain sibling type, convenient horoscope logic, and our weekly roundup of songs we’re obsessed with, snacks we’re hoarding, and the TV that’s currently ruining our sleep schedules.

It’s unhinged, it’s relatable, and it’s mostly wedding planning avoidance.

This week, we spiral through the nostalgia multiverse and current chaos: Jaycee’s knees are back in action, Darrien’s backyard is once again a nature documentary, and we’re prepping for our Alberta reunion with the enthusiasm of early 2000s pop stars. Speaking of which—remember Zoey 101? Because we do, deeply.

We unpack Jesse McCartney's Judge Judy era on TikTok, celebs crashing out left and right (Justin... Amanda... sweeties, no), and why California rolls are the gas station hot dog of sushi. Tornadoes? Terrifying. Raw chicken? Illegal. Raw fish? Apparently fine. We also draft our strategies for surviving both zombie apocalypses and conscription. Spoiler: none of them involve cardio.

Plus: the cult of “shedding for the wedding,” why it needs to die immediately, and Darrien’s viral-level pic in a suit jacket that lives in our heads rent-free.

This week, we take a chaotic trip down memory lane and try to decide what year of college was actually our favorite (spoiler: it depends on how much we napped). We cast ourselves in Frozen—someone’s definitely Olaf—and get way too competitive raving about Activate again (did we win? Emotionally, yes).

We recap our current TV obsessions, including Summer House, Love Island, and Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, plus the other shows keeping us from being productive. There’s a lot of love going around—for Cody Rigsby’s Peloton classes, vegetable subscription boxes, and the underrated icon that is the butter bell. Speaking of… can butter go bad? We investigate.

Also featuring: Carley Fortune fangirling, carts that lock when you least expect it, Dino Sours as a personality trait, Allie’s mysterious allergic reactions, and Darrien’s salivary gland stone origin story (medical marvels abound).

It’s unhinged, it’s wholesome, and somehow we fit it all into one episode.

In this deliciously chaotic episode, Jaycee reveals her chemistry nerd side and somehow makes protein powder science sound sexy (spoiler: not all powders are created equal, and some taste like drywall). We spiral into a rage about words that make no sense (why is a donut a shape?!), mourn our university-induced eating habits, and fall down the rabbit hole of horse and cow classifications—why are there so many names based on if they’ve reproduced?!

Plus: we cry happy tears over Taylor Swift reclaiming her debut era (bless those guilt-free Tim McGraw streams), celebrate the magic of Biscoff spread, and investigate the unhinged art of Facebook commenting, as practiced by your aunt who still doesn’t know how to share a post without typing “SHARE” in all caps.

This one’s got science, snacks, Swifties, and sweet old ladies oversharing on social media. You’re welcome.

In this episode, we dive into the truly sacred mysteries: if the body and blood of Christ were snacks, would yours be an espresso martini and an Oreo? Because, same. We unpack the chaotic gamble that is online shopping (will it arrive? will it fit? will it exist?), and our complete inability to keep up with Gen Z slang—what even is a sigma male and why does it sound like a printer setting?

We also spiral about the horrors of our old Instagram captions (#blessed #sunsetvibes), the terrifying resurrection of jelly sandals (our arches said no), and what deserves our eternal loyalty stamp (spoiler: Jaycee would die for Activate, the adult playground we didn’t know we needed). Plus, we talk fave podcasts, guilty pleasure shows (hi Summer House), why Honda Civics are basically emotional support vehicles, and what we absolutely will and won’t spend money on when we’re broke.

Cringe, cackles, and capitalism—it’s all here. No cap. (…Did we use that right?)

In this wildly unhinged episode, we spiral from comparing flaky scalps like Pokémon cards (Team Psoriasis vs. Team Dandruff) to declaring Nate the Hoof Guy as our official emotional support farrier. We passionately debate whether ASMR is soothing or just weird mouth noises, wonder if we missed our calling in equine podiatry, and take a dramatic pause to appreciate breathing through both nostrils.

Darrien confronts her deep fear of tornadoes via lightning-struck acquaintances (yup, really), and we expose the bizarre phenomenon of sunglasses somehow impairing hearing—science, explain?? We also ask the hard-hitting questions: why do men use so much toilet paper? Is there a right way to sit on the toilet? And why does every C-list reality TV star steal our hearts?

Bonus: Darrien returns to work post-foot surgery and we collectively teeter on the edge of a mental breakdown—so, basically, a normal week.

Grab your tissues, your hoof-trimming ASMR videos, and maybe a therapist—this episode’s a ride.

This week, the girls tackle the hard-hitting question: do people actually use cookbooks or are they just kitchen decor for people who lie to themselves? Spoiler: cooking new recipes is a scam created by Big Spice. Meanwhile, both hosts suffer deeply personal coffee-related tragedies, and Darrien recounts a dental experience that left her questioning her will to live—and the suction-to-choking ratio. Allie relives the wisdom tooth removal that gave her actual PTSD, Jaycee reveals her new living situation (hint: it involves stairs and emotional damage), and the gang wonders how anyone buys a house in this economy.

Also in this jam-packed chaos casserole: the pure misery of moving, why our parents become superheroes during relocation, and our dream of throwing money at professional movers. Plus, a White Lotus watch party update, Allie spirals into a Summer House + Giggly Squad rabbit hole, we mourn the loss of iconic Disney Channel crossover episodes, debate the best and worst seasons (weather, not TV), talk about the violence that is prairie rain, and share our sacred post-work rituals. It’s a mess, but it’s our mess.