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This week, we sat down with the iconic Damara to tackle life’s most pressing questions: Is cornhole a legit sport or just glorified beanbag tossing? Do we actually get better at drinking games the drunker we are, or is that just the tequila talking? Why is forgetting to mute yourself on Zoom the modern version of public shame?
We also dive deep (too deep?) into:
– Which Disney characters are lowkey hot
– Our collective confusion about stenography (is it... wizardry??)
– Childhood karate injuries and why we’re still emotionally scarred
– Throwback bangers that make us feel both alive and 87 years old
If you’re into chaos, nostalgia, and maybe a little emotional whiplash, this episode is your jam.
In this hilarious episode, we dive into the absurdity of pasta stuck in someone's sinuses (don't ask, just listen), and the correct sinus rinse method (no, it’s not pasta-related). We talk about kids running on pure energy and caffeine, zipping around like they're in a constant state of chaos. Then, buckle up as we break down some reality TV moments from Love on the Spectrum, Temptation Island, White Lotus, and Summer House.
Things get deep when we discuss how kids learn hatred (spoiler: it’s from adults), followed by a heated debate on the most efficient way to load and unload the dishwasher We also explore the mysterious art of putting on a bra the right way, share some hilarious sports bra mishaps, and reminisce about the time we accidentally scammed someone on Marketplace (oops, sorry).
And just when you think it can’t get any more emotional, we get into the soul-crushing power of the Dixie Chicks and how their music has the magical ability to bring us to tears. Trust us, this one’s a rollercoaster.
In this hilariously chaotic episode, we dive into the deep end of adulting, where nothing is quite as simple as it seems. From the heartbreak of losing your doctor (who knew they could ghost you like that?), to those sweet post-dentist treats, fluoride be damned, we get nostalgic for the simpler days of childhood coping mechanisms.
Ever wonder when you will grow out of making your parents come to the doctor with you? We get into that, plus why having a good emergency contact is so important.
In between, we chat about "on demand" flight services, and being flagged at security for too much technology (classic Producer Allie).
Then, things get deep as we wonder, did Caillou die? We speculate, we ponder, and we may even mourn. Also, is tracking your cycles really worth it, or is it just a clever way for your calendar app to make you feel like you’re in control?
For a philosophical twist, we chat about how Pangea is our personal Roman Empire—you know, just one of those things we think about every day. But don’t worry, we’ll wrap it all up with a “This or That” showdown on the ultimate TV character choices. You know you’ve been debating whether you’re a “Dwight” or a “Michael” person at some point.
Grab your headphones, tune in, and let’s get into the wildest episode yet!
In this episode, we take a deep dive into the OG iPod (because who doesn’t miss that click wheel?), reveal the latest updates to our funeral playlists, and ponder the universe’s greatest mystery: Is Earth just a big box in another dimension? We also spill the beans on those dreaded childhood dinners that you saw coming from a mile away, and explore some bizarre food aversions that still haunt us. And to top it all off, we wrap things up with a totally relatable segment of our favorite things, because who doesn’t want to know what movies, songs, and random objects we’re obsessed with? Tune in for all the weirdness!
In this episode, we're discussing knee surgery recovery, hot takes on why blocking people on Instagram is an art form, why retinols and Botox might just be the secret to eternal youth (or at least looking like you slept for 8 hours), and the difference between girl shopping vs. boy shopping.
We’ll also vent about driving rage, because who doesn’t scream at traffic? Plus, we've got an exciting book update, because yes, we are reading...sort of. And finally, we're going through our Google history to reveal the bizarre things we’ve searched (you're not gonna believe it).
Tune in for all the chaos, questionable life choices, and maybe some questionable beauty tips.
Grab your ice pack and your credit card—it's time for another wild ride!
In this hilariously chaotic episode, we sit down with the one and only Ashley to dive into a wild mix of childhood nostalgia, quirky opinions, and… turtles living their best lives? From debating High School Musical bangers to discussing dining out with food allergies, we cover it all.
Ashley spills the tea on her favorite childhood toys, Jay explains why a good sneeze can change your life, and the girls even play a round of Fck, Marry, Kill: Spooky Edition*. Oh, and did we mention the Avril Lavigne conspiracy? We don’t know if she’s still alive or if we’re just being punk’d, but we’re not ruling it out.
Plus, we wrap up with an update on the local crime, and share who we're most proud of!
In this episode, we dive into the world of He's a 10 But—where we analyze questionable relationship dealbreakers that might just make you rethink that 10/10! Then, we take a hard left turn into the world of online shopping, do you shop using your phone or laptop? Spoiler: there is a correct answer.
But wait, there’s more! We tackle the whirlwind of cyclones and earthquakes, because apparently, we’re all just one natural disaster away from chaos. Plus, we discuss local crime (no, not the fun kind)!
And of course, we wrap up with a round of This or That, where the tough questions are asked. Tune in for a hilarious mix of absurdity, bad decisions, and maybe even some solid advice… or not.
In this week's episode, Allie shares some new listener statistics that get us talking about the Witness Protection Program..... We take a trip back to the early 2000s when we were all terrified of the internet and our parents still believed the “Stranger Danger” PSA was a lifestyle. Oh, and we’re also forcing our men to become podcast listeners (whether they like it or not).
Then, it’s time for some serious questions: if you were stuck in a Parent Trap-style situation, who would you choose to live with? Oh, and are you watching the latest Love is Blind episodes? SOME spoilers... but we won't judge you for watching and loving it.
Also, raising kids: city or country life? We dive into the mystery of whether opposites truly attract in friendships, and finally, the question that’s been on our minds: how does the mirror actually see us behind a blanket?
We also give a big shout-out to the 90s kids TV shows that shaped our youth, proving once and for all that there was no better era for TV than the good ol' days. Tune in for laughs, deep thoughts, and even deeper questions that no one asked but we’re going to discuss anyway. Enjoy the chaos!
In this episode, we’re unpacking everything — from sunburns and tacos in Mexico to the latest reality TV obsessions that we swear are just research for cultural enrichment. We’re also updating you on our hair resolutions, dealing with unexpected power outages that tested our survival skills, and a deep dive into the magical phenomenon of swass — the sweaty but stylish struggle we all know too well. Buckle up, it’s a rollercoaster!
In our first episode of the Interview series, the girls sit down with Producer Allie for a conversation filled with all the non-important questions you never knew you needed answers to. From random questions about landscaping and death row meals, to trying to explain her job, we keep it casual and fun. We get a little sentimental too, sharing our favorite things about each other that will warm your heart and maybe encourage you to go to therapy... Grab your headphones for an episode of laughter, sibling banter, and surprisingly insightful reflections.
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