Chris and Rob welcome back Bob Hasak from @think_in_movie_scenes to talk about Hard to Kill, to break down exactly what makes this movie so unwatchable. Is it the literal and figurative grooming of a man who's been in a coma in 7 years to be a fuck buddy? Or is it simply the fact that we have to watch Steven Seagal run in a training montage? In this movie there is one scene where a horse is shown running through the opening in a fence. I don’t know if it was an artistic decision that was made, or if a horse ran through by happenstance and they decided to leave it in. I want to be that horse. Because the horse runs with the wind in its hair. Not a care in the world. Just a leisurely gallop toward the horizon looking nowhere but forward. I want to be this horse because it’s running away from the movie, not toward it. Even being turned into glue would be a fate better than having to sit down and watch this flick. Sorry, that went long. Here's the exclamation points. The Oscars! Convenience store rumbles! Complete disregard for how costly it actually is to fake your own death (I've looked into this for personal reasons)! Mustard collusion! Icebox assault! Mop bucket maneuvers! Crouching Cops, Hidden Badges, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!