The boys get down and dirty on Transfermarkt, running down:

- Japanese invasion continues in Scotland, but not at Celtic

- FC Augsburg's attacking overhaul truly mirrors its American ownership

- Craig Dawson's agent is at it again

- FC Zurich's miserable campaign has the defending champs in last

- and much more we can't say here

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