The boys are back from a cathartic hiatus that included a high-speed chase, negotiating international peace treaties, and lots of Popeyes.

In this episode, the gentlemen run down squad needs and offer solutions in the transfer market, boardroom, and PR departments.

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The boys are back in town and they really need to stop doing drafts, it's become a problem. In today's episode, we draft the best players and managers from the three likely relegated sides in the PL:

- Luton Town and wingbacks

- Sheffield United, Bren Brereton Diaz, and Vinicius De Souza Costa the next Rodri?

- Burnley's young wingers have the potential to rise

Thanks to Noah for throwing this draft and handing the easy win to Charlie. As always, follow us on Twitter (or X) @fakinginjuries

The boys are back at the helm and they may have finally gone to far in this one. We start off with a spicy pop quiz and all hell breaks loose during the draft.

Listen as we run down:

- Charlie getting blindsided with a Soviet pop quiz

- Bears used to be mascots and apparently

- Noah manages to make two references to former dictators

- the hardest workers in football (wrong answers only)

- and sprinting desks coming to a workplace near you soon.

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The boys are back at their bantering best, running down many topics, most funny, none important, including:

- Pop Quiz involving scoring keepers and English managers

- Charlie's power ranking proposal - the reverse-reverse- Mayflower

- Turkish players getting loose with it on Tinder

- Dog-eat-dog world in League 2

- Geography lessons and dumb questions

- Paul Pogba, we want you to become a youtuber

- And a sad number of other unintelligent tangents.

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The boys are back and cynical yet pragmatic as ever, detailing only the most un-important aspects of European football including:

- Almeria: the worst team in football

- France: apparently still has an empire

- Locomotive: why are teams named after trains?

- Mason Holgate: welcome to Wrexham?

- City Football Group: acquiring Turkish club for profits

or....hair transplants?

- Championship gaffers: We advise a few on hard times

- And much more non-sensical banter from the side of the Atlantic known more for its soybean subsidies than its football

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The boys pay sincere homage to the January transfer window, albeit a month late and possibly containing factual anomalies:

- favorite U-19

- favorite hijacking (transfer)

- transfer that made you say, WTF?

- Favorite multi-club ownership

- Best sale-leaseback

The boys are back at their wily best getting loose with a testy pop quiz session before plunging into the mythical tournament that is AFCON 2024.

*Best episode alert, signal the alarms*

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Join as the fellas belatedly preview (yes you read that correctly) the 2024 AFCON tournament. Listen along as they analyze and speculate about the tournament, and run through a quick flurry of transfers that caught their eyes.

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The boys are back from their sabbatical and looking at life with fresh eyes once again.

Listen along as the fellas run down:

- Charlie's history lesson of the All Blacks

- Noah discovers F1 and it threatens his love of football

- The Relegation Landscape looks thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

- Stupid ideas for intimidating penalty takers

- And much more brought to you by our degenerating brain cells

The boys are back to run down:

- A special Championship-themed birthday pop quiz

- Everton FFP and how we would have covered our tracks

- Dumb history featuring the Belgian glory days and why people wore wigs

- Our proposed Fotmob-FBref merger

- And much more we're legally forbidden from advertising here

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