The boys are back and in a better headspace now that the summer transfer window is in full swing. Listen along as they run down some transfers you may not have seen come across your Twitter (or Threads) timeline, including:

- Lens proving they are the baby Brighton of France

- Toulouse doing their best to compete for that title

- A few of our Fotmob wonderkids on the move already

- A Kvicha regen?

- And much more of the usual shenanigans.

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The boys are back to run down the biggest summer storylines in Europe -

Transfers to the Saudi Arabian League and what it means for the sport.

Lionel Messi and profit-sharing with the MLS.

Kovacic's Transfer from Chelsea to Manchester City and why he will be perfect for Pep

Quincy Promes prison sentence for stabbing related to 100M+ drug operation (allegedly).

And much more madness as we break down transfers, manager changes, and the summertime chaos.

Thanks for listening!

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The boys are back and in a brawling spirit, joined by their very special guest Patrick, from Pin Seeker Pod.

In this episode, the guys draft their dream squad including 5 players and 1 manager from the Premier League.

Listen along to hear....

Who's fighting, how they got here, why they're fighting, and how many asses Sean Dyche is gonna kick.

Let us know which team you think will come home from the bar victorious.

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The boys run down...

What Shamans are saying about Champions League? And other superfluous storylines

6 Stats for Next Gen Nerds and Directors - (12:13)

Why French Managers should smell good?

Why forehead size matters to Center Forwards?

Pitching Mauricio Sarri to become his joint agents (read: we will negotiate for cigarette bonuses / lifetime healthcare in future contracts)

And much more mangled madness.

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The boys are back and at their best, playing their future football director selves using Crystal Palace as a case study. In this episode, the boys discuss

- Retooling the midfield

- Who should manage the club next season

- Which Japanese player could be next year's revelation

- And how Stephen Hawking's old chair can ensure Premier League survival for years to come

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The boys are arguably the loosest they've ever been, running down obscure storylines and preposterous theories surrounding European football.

Disclaimer: We are legally required to disclose that this podcast is satire and no one should believe anything we say, ever.

Tune in as we discuss...

- Eating more Dunkin Donuts to support Charlie's new club Leyton Orient and its owner Nigel Travis, chairman of Dunkin

- A romantic bomb threat in France

- Stevey G to Olympiacos and why it makes sense if you don't think about it

- Starting new clubs in South America with names suspiciously close to the elite clubs in Europe

- How Bill Foley, the owner of Bournemouth, can strategically blackmail Julian Nagelsmann into becoming the club's next manager.

- And much more!

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Charlie is fed up with Chelsea and has come to terms with an inevitable break-up. Seeing as he intends to move to East London in the next few years, Charlie lays out 3 local options across the EFL and ultimately commits his future fandom to one.

Trigger warning to all fans of English football living in the UK, you are about to listen to football heresy.

Listen to find out whether he lands on Millwall FC, Charlton Athletic, or Leyton Orient.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: This is satire and nothing we uttter should be considered factual

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The boys are back running down the most stupid and salacious storylines from world football, including:

- Nerds at Arsenal and Aston Villa fighting in the tunnel

- Noah's dumb business idea to bring pro/rel and transfers to all American sports. We're gonna sell a pickleballer for bookoo bucks.

- Everton in shambles on the pitch and in the boardroom

- Our wrong answers only on who will succeed Conte at Tottenham

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The boys are back running down the most important storylines and betting markets in the Premier League relegation landscape. A first for the men of Faking Injuries, as they are joined by their new resident nerd, Patrick B. Patrick helps the boys ground their takes with numbers, something they are not used to doing.

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Check out Pat's Discord for the smartest bets during the NFL season https://discord.gg/aDxhkTT3

The boys are back to celebrate a year in action, giving out awards for...

1.) American of the year

2.) Owner of the year

3. ) Best Business Idea (satire)

4.) Gambler of the year

5.) Most overworked department in football (Hint hint, they reside in Barcelona)

And much more shenanigans. 

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