The boys are arguably the loosest they've ever been, running down obscure storylines and preposterous theories surrounding European football.

Disclaimer: We are legally required to disclose that this podcast is satire and no one should believe anything we say, ever.

Tune in as we discuss...

- Eating more Dunkin Donuts to support Charlie's new club Leyton Orient and its owner Nigel Travis, chairman of Dunkin

- A romantic bomb threat in France

- Stevey G to Olympiacos and why it makes sense if you don't think about it

- Starting new clubs in South America with names suspiciously close to the elite clubs in Europe

- How Bill Foley, the owner of Bournemouth, can strategically blackmail Julian Nagelsmann into becoming the club's next manager.

- And much more!

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