The boys run down...

What Shamans are saying about Champions League? And other superfluous storylines

6 Stats for Next Gen Nerds and Directors - (12:13)

Why French Managers should smell good?

Why forehead size matters to Center Forwards?

Pitching Mauricio Sarri to become his joint agents (read: we will negotiate for cigarette bonuses / lifetime healthcare in future contracts)

And much more mangled madness.

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