The boys are back and cynical yet pragmatic as ever, detailing only the most un-important aspects of European football including:

- Almeria: the worst team in football

- France: apparently still has an empire

- Locomotive: why are teams named after trains?

- Mason Holgate: welcome to Wrexham?

- City Football Group: acquiring Turkish club for profits

or....hair transplants?

- Championship gaffers: We advise a few on hard times

- And much more non-sensical banter from the side of the Atlantic known more for its soybean subsidies than its football

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