The boys get down and dirty, running through: 

1.) Noah's favorite young Norwegian midfielders (incl. 2 who just earned transfers) 

2.) One brave young Paraguayan heading to Moscow 

3.) We're now in the market for a superclub in Morocco

4.) Serge Gnabry's fashion week transgressions and helicopter dad Hasan Salihamdzic

5.) Youth revolution underway at VfL Wolfsburg 

and much more we can't say here. 

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