Season 5 episode 2 of Riverdale "Chapter Seventy-Eight: The Preppy Murders" has a lot going on and we are here to unpack it. Archie miraculously is cured from his issues, Cheryl's mumsy takes care of their extended family, Veronica deals with her daddykins, and Betty and Jughead do a classic Scooby-Doo reveal of the most recent mystery. The body count is HIGH this episode... 

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