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So much happened in Riverdale season 5 episode 10, "Chapter Eighty-Six: The Pincushion Man." Did they skip an episode? How did we get here? Prison breaks, palladium, hallucinogens, divorces, forest fires, the slow burn relationship of Nana Rose and Reggie finally coming to the forefront, incest weddings - well, not incest, but...closer to incest than the average wedding, maybe... Follow us on Twitter and TikTok @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to [email protected]!

This week, we talk about Riverdale season 5 episode 9 "Chapter Eighty-Five: Destroyer." We play a quick game of Would You Rather before diving into our recap. A lot of this one is just us talking about the character Lerman Logan. And how much money does Veronica have to justify her spending habits? There's also some more epic highs and lows of high school football than usual. Follow us on Twitter and TikTok @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to [email protected]!

In this podcast, we talk about Riverdale season 5 episode 8 "Chapter Eighty-Four: Lock and Key." We plan a BETTER Key Party, question why Nana Rose wasn't invited, wonder about the mechanics of kicking a door open in Riverdale (and call out the sound editors for the first time), and bring up a lot of dropped plot points.

We are BACK and we're talking about season 5 episode 7 of Riverdale, "Chapter Eighty-Three: Fire in the Sky." The gang splits up again to fight fires, coach cheerleaders, drain the swamp, create their own currency (?), and get abducted by aliens (??). Sometimes this really is the funniest show on television. Follow us on Twitter and Tiktok @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to [email protected]!

The gang goes Back 82 School in season 5 episode 6 of Riverdale, "Chapter Eighty-Two: Back to School," which means, yes, the epic highs and lows of high school football have returned (or have they?) We discuss this episode's cartoon villainy, introduction of a fun new storyline, and, unfortunately, karaoke night. Is anyone else hungry for some Doritos? Follow us on Twitter and TikTok @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to [email protected]!

In this podcast, we're talking about season 5 episode 5 of Riverdale, "Chapter Eighty-One: The Hommecomming." We celebrate the return of the twins (as actual children! not infants!), discuss the gang's new career choices, question the bureaucratic processes of Riverdale, and express our enthusiasmm for our new favorite character and the spelling of his namme. Have you seen the pattern yet? We think it's funny. Follow us on Twitter and Tiktok @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to rive...

It's 7 years into the future in Riverdale (or...is it?) and we're here to talk about it. We discuss what has happened in the years since graduation, character by character, and talk about potential plot inconsistencies. Well, we think there's inconsistencies--we honestly have trouble remembering what actually happened in this show. But it's okay, so does the show itself. Follow us on Twitter and TikTok @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to [email protected]!

The high school characters played by 20-something actors finally graduate. In this podcast, we discuss season 5 episode 3 of Riverdale, "Chapter Seventy-Nine: Graduation." We talk about some sweet moments, get confused about several plot points, dissect what we know about the time jump, and, most importantly, discuss how our wildest prediction from our very first podcast actually came true. Riverdale writers, if you're listening, we'd be happy to discuss receiving any financial compensation f...

Season 5 episode 2 of Riverdale "Chapter Seventy-Eight: The Preppy Murders" has a lot going on and we are here to unpack it. Archie miraculously is cured from his issues, Cheryl's mumsy takes care of their extended family, Veronica deals with her daddykins, and Betty and Jughead do a classic Scooby-Doo reveal of the most recent mystery. The body count is HIGH this episode... Follow us on Twitter and TikTok @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to [email protected]!

Riverdale is back from its hiatus and so are we! In this episode, we discuss the season 5 premiere "Chapter Seventy-Seven: Climax" and we give our predictions about what we think will happen this season. We talk about Archie's relationships, the voyeur's name change, the unexpected return to our favorite prison, our new favorite character, and the awkward crossover with Katy Keene's KO Keller--I mean Kelly. Follow us on Twitter and TikTok @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to riverdo...