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This week we review Riverdale Season 1 Episode 7, "Chapter 7: In a Lonely Place." Did you also think this episode was.. really not that bad? Word gets out about Polly's pregnancy, Riverdale has a lit nightclub, and we learn more about FP's mysterious dynamic. Plus Veronica and R-chie both get new roommates! Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email what Riverdale plushie you'd want to [email protected]!

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It's time for the variety show in Riverdale season 1 episode 6, "Chapter 6: Faster, Pussycats! Kill! Kill!" Archie, Veronica, and the Pussycats deal with the drama of their parents and the performing arts while Betty and Jughead get down to serious business involving the murder. This is the first appearance of Polly! Also, this is the first appearance of Riverdale's obvious ads! Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to [email protected]!

This week, we review Riverdale Season 1 Episode 5, "Chapter 5: Heart of Darkness." The Blossoms hold a memorial service for Jason with too many questionable costume choices, Betty learns more secrets about her sister, and Archie hurts his playing hand (you know which one). Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to [email protected]!

Listen in as we review Riverdale Season 1 Episode 4, "Chapter 4: The Last Picture Show." 
The movie drive thru is closing, Archie and Grundy's relationships spirals, and we meet some really noisy, but otherwise harmless, Serpents! Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email what Riverdale plushie you'd want to [email protected]!

This week, we watched Riverdale Season 1 Episode 3, "Chapter 3: Body Double" and we certainly uncovered the true meaning behind that title - you won't want to miss it! We see some slut shaming, an episode of psychotic dissociative identify (casual), Jughead finally has a platform for his murder investigation, and something about Archie and his music career (whatever). Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to [email protected]!

In this week's podcast, we talk about important Riverdale news and rewatch Riverdale Season 1 Episode 2, "Chapter Two: Touch of Evil." Friendships are challenged, Ms. Grundy is manipulative, we get introduced to new characters (some with GREAT names), and, oh yeah, we get some new crumbs of information about Jason Blossom's murder. Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to [email protected]!

Riverdale may be on hiatus, but we sure aren't! Join us this summer as we re-watch Season 1 of our least favorite show. In the Pilot, we're introduced to the characters (including Josie and the Cheetah Girls) and learn about Jason Blossom's suspicious disappearance as the investigation unfolds. How the times have changed... 
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It's the season finale! Didn't feel like it? We know.. 
This week, we review Riverdale Season 4 Episode 19, "Chapter Seventy Six: Killing Mr. Honey." The gang gets banned from prom and decide to play a prank on Mr. Honey (did the parallel story structure trip you up too?). A few story lines were dropped without resolution (e.g. Barchie, Hiram's murder, tickling!), and we make season 5 predictions! 
Thank you all for sticking with us throughout this mess of a season. We're excited to announce we'll be rewatching Season 1 starting JUNE 1st, tell your friends! Don't forget to follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod and email your thoughts to [email protected]!

This week, we discuss what is apparently the penultimate episode of this season of Riverdale. Season 4 episode 18 "Chapter Seventy-Five: Lynchian" brings us more tickling than anyone ever expected or wanted, Barchie history, brotherly bonding over creepy video tapes, and generally weird energy.

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