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In this episode, we have a hearty discussion about Riverdale's most necessary feature: the musical numbers. We talk about the most memorable and confusing songs, including the iconic Mad World performance that will never stop haunting us. Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to [email protected]!

Happy 2020! We are back and ready to party in this week's podcast. We briefly discuss Riverdale news before playing a game that answers the age-old question: is this a quote from Riverdale or a tweet from Donald Trump? Play along with us and let us know how you did on Twitter @riverdontpod! Or send an email to [email protected]!

It's the mid-season finale! Didn't feel like it? We know..
This week, we review Riverdale Season 4 Episode 9, "Chapter Sixty Six: Tangerine" chock-full with hypnosis, forest grandpas, teen aggression, and- please not another musical number (what did Elton do to deserve this?). Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to [email protected]! 

Another episode, another hate-fest. This week, we review Riverdale Season 4 Episode 8, "Chapter Sixty-Five: In Treatment." The foursome finally go to therapy, college admissions are upon them, and Archie is NOT a moron!! Somehow this episode had a baseless plot, yet at the same time, numerous plot inconsistencies--that's Riverdale! Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to [email protected]!

Happy Thanksgiving! In this episode, we discuss Riverdale Season 4 Episode 7, "Chapter Sixty-Four: The Ice Storm." We talk about Jughead's bed, make cinematic parallels to other iconic TV shows, and question where half of the characters are. Thank you all for listening! Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to [email protected]!

This week, we discuss Riverdale Season 4 Episode 6, "Chapter Sixty-Three: Hereditary." So much happened in this episode. We talk about Charles and Chic, we ponder the idea of free pizza and arcade games, and we express our concerns for Cheryl's candles through a personal story about a candle that started a fire. Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to [email protected]!

In this week's episode, we get science-y and discuss Riverdale Season 4 Episode 5, "Chapter Sixty-Two: Witness for the Prosecution." We talk about why the fearsome foursome never attends high school and share the truth about the serial killer gene. We also talk about FP's glasses, of course. Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to [email protected]!

Halloween is here in Riverdale and the scariest part is the fact that we're still giving this TV show our attention. In this episode, we discuss Riverdale Season 4 Episode 4, "Chapter Sixty-One: Halloween," and it's a spooky one. We talk about Gargoyle Boy, starting fires, and fighting crime. Speaking of crime, why is FP the only police officer in Riverdale when there's so much crime? This show makes no sense. Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to [email protected]!

New week, new Riverdale episode to hate on. In this episode, we discuss Riverdale Season 4 Episode 3, "Chapter Sixty: Dog Day Afternoon." A lot of stuff happens, but most importantly, we talk about Edgar Evernever's DIY rocket. Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to [email protected]!

We have a lot to say about Riverdale Season 4 Episode 2, "Chapter Fifty-Nine: Fast Times at Riverdale High." Why does Riverdale High School have so many conflicting logos? Why does this show cover social issues so poorly? Why do they insist on inserting musical numbers into every episode? Does this season even have a plot? We're so tired. Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to [email protected]!