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After a brief and unplanned hiatus (sorry everyone!) we are back with a new complaining session. Riverdale season 4 episode 17, "Chapter Seventy-Four: Wicked Little Town," bestows upon us its yearly musical episode and, unsurprisingly, we had a lot to say about it. We cringe, we fail to understand why Barchie is making a comeback, and, perhaps most importantly, we debut a spinoff of #FPOutfitWatch. Want to know which Julia you're most like? Check out this Buzzfeed quiz: https://www.buzzfeed.com/torch1456/which-host-of-riverdont-matches-your-riverdale-pr-2gdlceonwj. Let us know who you get on Twitter @riverdontpod! Or send an email to [email protected]!

Special podcast this week! While we wait for the next episode of Riverdale, we speculate how the town of Riverdale would cope with the corona pandemic/quarantine, and then play a fun game of mad libs! With a few nouns, some adjectives, and a dash of verbs, we co-write Riverdale's next episode (better than any of the writers anyway) and the plot twists are HUGE. 

Find our mad lib template on our Twitter @riverdontpod and share your results with us! And email your thoughts (and/or mad lib) to [email protected]!

This podcast gets a little weird. We discuss Riverdale Season 4 Episode 16 "Chapter Seventy-Three: The Locked Room" and some Riverdale news. The whole mystery is unraveled, we create the spinoff of a lifetime, and Archie fights the coronavirus? In all seriousness, wash your hands, practice social distancing, and stay safe everyone.

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Special episode this week: Not only are we recording this week's recap in person, but we also have some live reactions to share with you! In Riverdale Season 4 Episode 15, "Chapter Seventy-Two: To Die For," the Fab Three get arrested, Donna slaps Brett, Barchie shippers rejoice, and Jughead's fate is revealed. #FPOutfitWatch #JusticeForJonathan

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Riverdale's back, and we actually thought this episode was kinda entertaining? Is this the right podcast? Anyway, we talk about Riverdale Season 4 Episode 14, "Chapter Seventy-One: How to Get Away with Murder." Charles helps Betty (his sister) figure out if she murdered her boyfriend (his brother), Archie gets called another great nickname, and Veronica calls her boyfriend to a meeting. Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to [email protected]!

We discuss some very exciting breaking news about Marisol Nichols (Hermione Lodge) and Skeet Ulrich (FP Jones). We extend our sincerest congratulations to the two and can only cross our fingers for the remainder of the cast. Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to [email protected]!

This week, we discuss Riverdale Season 4 Episode 13, "Chapter Seventy: The Ides of March." Did you hate this episode or only mildly dislike it? Turns out Archie and Veronica really are still dating, Jughead leaves Stonewall (and maybe dies, idk), Hermosa is back, and it's somehow March in Riverdale. Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to [email protected]!

Don't worry, the tickling storyline is still going strong in Season 4 Episode 12 of Riverdale, "Chapter Sixty-Nine: Men of Honor". This episode begs many questions: is Brett the house video-taper? Is there anyone Archie won't fight? And, most importantly, what really is the difference between the Scooby Doo gang and the Riverdale bunch? Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to [email protected]!

This week, we discuss Riverdale Season 4 Episode 11, "Chapter Sixty Eight: Quiz Show", an episode that featured rum raids, quiz shows, the brown hood, and... tickling? Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to [email protected]!

The epic highs and lows of high school football are back (pls no) in Riverdale Season 4 Episode 10, "Chapter Sixty-Seven: Varsity Blues". Veronica makes rum, Betty investigates a lead, Jughead is heading to New Haven, and Riverdale High gets their own Sue Sylvester! Follow us on Twitter @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to [email protected]!