Porky and LAJ are on the attack today with the Royal Family, British Airways, skiing, tea parties, and fancy freebies all under the cosh.

There's a meteorite heading for you - and it's in audio form - as the latest outrageous, outlandish and always outspoken episode of Planet Porky lands in your ears!

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