Post-Aussie Open blues? We’ve got you covered. The guys break down the indoor season in the US and Europe, covering why some players skip the brutal Rotterdam field and how the new ATP 500 in Dallas is making waves. Meanwhile, John looks back on his brutal decision to ditch Memphis for the Rio Golden Swing with Jack—cramps, regrets, and a missed Super Bowl included.

Then, it’s time for the Davis Cup snake draft—who builds the ultimate US squad? And, of course, we settle the age-old debate: Who’s the hottest guy on tour? Tommy Paul? Berrettini (but only in pants)? We’re making it official with an 8-man knockout draw to let the people decide!

Also, Steve and Sam finally face off in the most anticipated pickleball showdown of the year. Spoiler: One of them nearly dies. Oh, and speaking of near-death experiences—turns out Sam is not the guy you want dog-sitting. Just ask John’s (miraculously still alive) pup.

00:00 Welcome to Nothing Major!

01:33 Hard pass on European indoor tournaments

02:44 Carlitos’ strategy for Rotterdam

05:22 Steve’s guide to picking the right tournaments

07:12 John’s Golden Swing horror story

11:25 Home Sweet Home: Playing in the U.S.

15:55 How Sam almost killed John’s dog

18:47 Ranking the hottest guys on Tour

21:41 Davis Cup’s unexpected MMA moments

25:14 Tension, trash talk, and (almost) punches

29:51 US Davis Cup Snake Draft showdown

34:08 The Ultimate Pickleball Challenge—Final results

41:38 Wrapping up with Nothing Major Trivia!