There are only so many times we can say how terrible this 5-episode special event is, so this week's recap is a little short. But we still manage to cover each and every mind-boggling moment, from Pop Tate dropkicking the Devil out of the diner to Veronica's cringey musical performance (if there's one thing we can count on in both RiverDale and RiverVale, it's disappointing musical performances). Three down, two to go! Stay strong, people!