Mel and Jamie really wanted to do the Church proud and dedicate this week's blasphemous "Good Friday" episode to the Lord and Saviour Zombie Jesus. 

The Trash Queens plus a special surprise furry guest fill their backpacks with recording equipment, alcohol and toilet paper (just in case) and head over to Jamie's neighbour's house... aka the local Cemetery. With fingers crossed that our trusty MacBook (shoutout Apple- sponsor us please!) doesn't run out of juice, our hosts regale us with real life, groundskeeper and mortician creepy as fuck stories. 

Within minutes of arrival the sun is gone, the birds go quiet and WHAT THE FUCK IS SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE!!!!??? Did they make it home alive? Are they posting this episode? Or is this some found in the tree trunk footage shit? Find out if there will be an episode next week or if the girls were never seen alive again ooooOOOOOooooooo.

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