Cheap Horrors

We're a solid 10+ episodes deep so what better time than now to put out a new trailer?

Please accept this warm, wet, bloody welcome to Cheap Horrors - a podcast where best friends Jamie and Mel watch horror movies and retell them to you hilariously. Each episode is chalk-full of facts we shamelessly steal from the internet, and if you do social media, we love to post memes or clips from the movies we watch @cheaphorrorspod on Instagram.

When those big blockbusters leave you feeling unsatisfied, you can always count on two cheap horrors. Catch ya on the next one!

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Technical difficulties be damned, part two is hot off the presses.. or a hot Mars-like planet that crushes you before you're put into barrels to do the bidding for a very tall mortician who moonlights as a sex-starved murderess in lavender.

If the above sounds exciting to you, jump back into Phantasm with us! Last episode we left off with Mike about to do some investigating so shit is about to kick off!

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Email: [email protected] | Theme song by Aaron Steinman

We are back, again, babiessssss! With a brand new name, again! But we love this one so much and love the direction we are going in so much, we will never touch it again (pinky swear).

Don't you worry, we still haven't given up on our spring onto the slab movie marathon. All of the chosen movies will be completed before we die and have our own very personal spring onto the slab.

This week we are covering Don Coscarelli's cult classic Phantasm (1979), the OG mortuary movie. And boy do we have a lot to say. Sorry Don, I hope you enjoy a joke or two, doot doot n do!

With so much quality 70's dialogue and hair choices to rip on we couldnt resist dissecting this gem like the Tall Man can't resist a romp in the cemetery with unsuspecting men.

Show notes and references:

IMDB.com

Primevideo.com

Twiztid "Boogeyman" music video

Le Kat "Wikked Lil' Grrrls" (cover of Esthero)

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Email: [email protected] | Theme song by Aaron Steinman

OoOoOh, it's Thursday the 13th – close enough for you, Jason Voorhees? Well, I guess this isn't entirely a Jason movie considering our notorious hockey-masked killer is in it for about 10 of the 89 painful minutes.

After some technical difficulties (aka having to record this episode twice) we are back on the slab – it's going to take more than an undercover cop in a towel and secret militia in the shadows to keep us down!

Thank you everyone for your ongoing support and listens even when it takes us a hot second to push an episode - we love you and it's a joy and honour injecting laughter and terror into your brains.

We're just two chicks who love horror and are writing / producing / populating this podcast on our own - we would be overjoyed if you "buy us a coffee" at the link below so we can afford our software. 'Til next time (not next month) <3 Jamie & Mel

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Email: [email protected] | Theme song by Aaron Steinman

Fuck this movie. The end.

Well at least Jamie will. Mel will be on a registry somewhere with what's left of our listeners.

If you're into full body gore, absolute debauchery all tied up with a little bow in 30 minutes, this movie is for you.

If you're more sensitive but want to know what's up, this is why we're here babies - we'll watch it so you don't have to. And bonus! We're more entertaining than reading the plot on Wikipedia.

Director / Writer Nacho Cerdà didn't come to fuck around, but spoiler - the coroner sure did.

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Email: [email protected] | Theme song by Aaron Steinman

Happy spring babes!

We promised a little game to help us pick our next few episodes and here she is!

The theme for the season is slabs – think morgues, autopsy tables, you guys know ~the drill~.

We now have the next few weeks planned out and are gaggggged at what the wheel of misfortune has chosen for us!

Thank you pickerwheel.com for your technology.

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Email: [email protected] | Theme song by Aaron Steinman

This week, we’re throwing on our fav leather jackets, jumping in our beat up Ford Pickup and gunning it down to Midian for the 2014 2hr director’s cut of Clive Barker’s “Nightbreed” (1990) - based on his novel Cabal. We’ve got psychopaths, porcupine tits, potato sack masks, and tons of action baybay! This is the version Clive always wanted before the studios snip-snapped the movie into a watered down theatrical release… but we’ll get into this and more in the podcast!

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Resources: IMDB - Rotten Tomatoes - Does The Dog Die - YouTube - Tubi

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Email: [email protected] | Theme song by Aaron Steinman