Peter Pan grew up just so he could get married. Well, we're not impressed, because Greg got married this week and he's nowhere near grown up. Kind of challenges the entire thematic message of this movie, no?

Originally, this episode was scheduled to be a collaboration with the We're Watching podcast, but technical difficulties prevented that precious audio from ever seeing the light of day. But if we had a dime for every time we got knocked down and didn't get back up, we would have ZERO DIMES!!! And if that wasn't enough of an obscure professional wrestling reference for you, here's another one: We sent Hook. Enjoy.

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