It's the Season 6 soft-launch, and we're doing all new themes, baby. We've already told you when it is Friday the 13th, but we've never asked the question, When is it Friday the 13th? Since I'm the only one around here who seems to know the answer to that question (it's me, Denny, I'm typing this, it isn't Greg), I'm doing a solo quest of Sleepaway Camp. Friday the 13th adjacent content officially counts, now.

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National Treasure (55:32)

HEERE AT THE PODCAST. 171 episodes of podcasting, and I'm three movies away. Of all the words written here about monkeys, there's a line here that's at the heart of all the others. "But when a long train of seamless edits and gimmicks, pursuing invariably the same Review evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Apeism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such distinction, and provide new Monkeys for their future security."

People don't podcast that way anymore.

Friday the 13th Part 2 (55:50)

Cutting the meat

Forest of meat

Spill their blood

Spilling their blood

And resurrect my son

Resurrect my son

Resurrect my son

Resurrect my son

Stare at the lake

Biding my time

Waiting to die

Waiting to die

The Family Man (23:06)

In this episode, Denny and Greg punch up a 25 year old Christmas rom-com. Did anybody ask for this? Listen to Denny's alternate titles for the movie and get back to us.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF OUR BEAUTIFUL LISTENERS, MAY YOUR STOCKINGS BE FULL AND YOUR YULETIDES GAY AS HELL

Bringing Out The Dead (39:37)

New York City, the big apple that never sleeps, the concrete jungle so nice they named it twice, we're watching here, tha bagels are better cause of da water, catch a mets game, MSG is the most famous arena in the world, it is the Athens of America, take a cab to the melting pot, no more dead podcasts

Matchstick Men (37:06)

We could spin a wheel for hours

Bring Her Back (37:55)

Weapons (59:46)

Bride of Frankenstein (1:17:43)

Oops we did 3 movies again! Enjoy it! Enjoy your HALLOWEEN!! ENJOY YOUR CAANNNDDDYYYYYYY

A Clusterfuck the likes of which have never been attempted. Our brave Clusterfuckers venture into the macabre, and even into the veins of forbidden romance. We're covering THE ENTIRETY of the Twilight Franchise, THE ENTIRETY of the Denton Dismember the Alamo marathon, and ONE episode of Bob's Burgers.

For posterity's sake, the films/TV episodes covered are:

1. Twilight (2008)
2. New Moon (2009)
3. Eclipse (2010)
4. Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011)
5. Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2012)
6. Full Bars (Bob's Burgers, S03E02)
7. The Wizard of Gore (1970)
8. Fade to Black (1980)
9. Effects (1979)
10. Magic (1978)

The true terror is not having a timecode! Oooo! Ahhhhh!!! Plus thirtyyYyyYYy!!!!

Ed Wood (30:18)

Time to replay the classics. Sometimes it's fun to have the movie picked out, and work backwards from there to a theme you want to do. Time for a podcast about movies to tackle a movie about movies. Coming hot off the heels of our Neil Breen episode, we are pleased to once again dive into the deep end on what makes art art, just like these guys surely intended.

Twisted Pair (37:06)

Programmable Virtual Podcast. We here at movies for when promise you that we are NOT corrupt. We do not give money to bad politicians, be bad at banking, or other unsavory activities. If we need to show ourselves petting eagles on a green screen we WILL DO IT. NOTHING IS BENEATH US. WE ARE THE WEAPON. WE NEVER HAD A BEARD BUT DENNY HAS A BEARD AND GREG SIMPLY CANNOT GROW ONE.