Amanda Woodward, she works in mysterious ways.  Alison asks for help with Elizabeth, and Amanda continues to torture Alison by firing Elizabeth and making sure Billy finds out.  Jo misreads everything and somehow asks Alison if she's having trouble with Billy, who already moved out of the apartment while Jo was there eating breakfast.

Jake goes home to see his father, Jo announces that he is never coming back to Melrose Place, so of course he is back by the end of the episode.  You know, it's how it goes.

Chris is coming on strong to Sydney, asking if she's decent underneath those sheets after he tells Jane that she's too important to him for them to sleep together.

But here's the biggest news of the episode: Dr. Peter Burns has arrived, and Teege has a theory that his character is just to prove a point about the niceties of polite society.  Mary disagrees.

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