Kat is a list bitch once again and teaches a lesson on the more interesting White House pets. Sunny and Bo are cute and all, but they’re no Emily Spinach the snake. Then, Hayley begins her lesson by defining “infanticide” and “neonatalcide,” and makes everyone sad by describing the custom of abandoning babies in “baby boxes.” We added in a trigger warning, because- duh. 

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