What do the Jolly Green Giant and The Pillsbury Doughboy have in common?

We think we could EAT THEM!

But The Michelin Man and McDonald's infamous Grimace? HANDS OFF.

Don't even get us STARTED on "The Freakies." WHAT ARE THEY?

Mascots? Monsters!

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