These URBAN LEGENDS are DEFINITELY TRUE!

A hippo ate a dwarf, an Australian politician VANISHED, the HMS Friday sank, the Honey Island Swamp Monster exists, and THE HOOK was TOTALLY found in your car door.

Homey the Clown saw it all, as he lurked in the shadows!

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What terrifying topics is Guide to the Unknown covering this week?

We kept each other in the dark!

Willy doesn't know that Kristen is talking about MONSTER HIGH!

Krissy doesn't know that William is talking about WRINKLY MONSTERS like the SQUONK and NUPPEPPO!

Oh what a deadly delight!

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The movie “Cursed” is CURSED!

Wes Craven. Kevin Williamson. The dream team from Scream…they made a werewolf movie!

It became hideously transformed by studio meddling…

But…is it also kind of…good?

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We’re opening the vault! This show was first heard on Patreon.com/GTTUPod!

Support GTTU to get access to more!

15 years ago, Willy started a secret folder…

Only the creepiest, freakiest, weirdest material was allowed in.

14 years ago he forgot about it.

Today, we find out what lurks within.

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We're going INTERNATIONAL to find more UFO's, hauntings, and scary fun horror stories!

Hello Poland!

The Dziad scares your kids, Skull Chapel is full of literal bodies, the Emilcin UFO abduction is historic, and we've got castles and ghosts aplenty!

Vacation with us!

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Ghost hunting is a family affair!

Does anyone remember when Rob Lowe had a paranormal reality show with his sons?

WE DO!

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URBAN LEGEND is basically Scream.

Naturally, we love it.

But...is it actually kind of terrible?

Are these murders actually based on "UL"s at all?

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Do you want to live forever!?

People have tried!

And they’re almost all dead!

Elizabeth Bathory? She blew it…

And now there’s this Bryan Johnson fella who says he’s close…But it looks like the only thing he’s close to is his family…

More like the fountain of YUCK!

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Hollywood is haunted! And so are the celebrities within it!

Reginald VelJohnson, Lisa Rinna, Jerry Stiller, Joey Lawrence.

These beautiful people say they saw a ghost...but we suspect a couple of LYING!

Oh, and it's here! Pick up a copy of Will's new choose your own adventure graphic novel SURVIVE THE NIGHT! Will you make it to the end? Will your red crayon get a workout? Get it from Simon & Schuster, or find more links HERE.

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THE OWLS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM!

Season 2 of TWIN PEAKS is almost instantly weirder.

Who Killed Laura Palmer?! The answer is here! In the first handful of episodes!

...But does it make any sense?

OH, and make sure you enter to win one of 5 copies of Will's fun & gory new book SURVIVE THE NIGHT! Just tag @gttupod on a social media post where you say YOU want to survive the night. AND be a Ghost, Banshee or Demon on Patreon.com/gttupod! Pre-order the book from Insight Editions or get it from Amazon, Target, or Walmart on March 18th!

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