Rich and Josh discuss carpet coats, feeling uncomfortable, zippers and buttons, ripping open your poppers, focusing reading, showing off, giving less of a shit, little beetle faces, keeping the same colour, scrolling in the bath, clunky, lambs and donkeys and sheeps, heartstring-pullers, minor surgery, skinny skinny legs, well-read children, free grandad care, the caretaking aspect, womb gambling, kissing women, borlotti beans, making an error, scrolling where you want to, no place for wackiness, prison workouts, PaRappa the Rapper and Neil Young's Prairie Wind.

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