"...but did you miss the shins?"  Ring ring! Is that a podcast in your pocket, or is it just your shamefully huge sex organ?  Don't adjust your screens, you've doomscrolled your way right into our newest episode - Screw Up the Phone!  This week, we pitch "A Christmas Carol" porn, CJ goes on an unhinged rant against bacon and Facebook (editor's note: neither are that good, STOP NOW and get your LIFE BACK), and Emma hints at a possible part two involving some scantily clad (or perhaps unclad) Instagram fellows.  Android?  iPhone?  Hate has no home here!  Screw Up the Phone - available on your phone!  Wow, shouldn't technology be better? LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK •Rate •Review •Subscribe •Comment •Like •Love? •Email us @ [email protected] •Follow >Twitter, IG, & YouTube< LISTEN ON •Spotify •Apple Podcasts •Google Podcasts •Overcast, •PocketCasts •RadioPublic •Breaker •Castbox, •Anchor.fm •& more!