Screw Up

And so, after eighty-six (86) episodes, it's time to lower the curtain on Red and CJ's podcast. We're so grateful to our listeners and supporters over the years, and we learned a lot about ourselves by talking through our thoughts and life experiences. We hope you learned something about yourself, too, even if this is your first episode listening in.

In the end, we realized that we aren't comfy being tethered to the idea that we're screw-ups. We're humans. And we intend to continue working together to make interesting, hilarious, and exhilarating content in the future. So keep in touch with us, and we'll be sure and touch you (your HEART, that is - or funny bone!)

Goodbye - for now! See you again, reincarnated as a duo with even more dynamism!

"How is this gay? Because I'm touching my butt every time I do it?"

What's our problem? Listen and find out this week on Screw Up the Podcast's special episode on grievances. This thinly veiled excuse for us (mostly CJ) to complain is packed to the gills with the privileged whining you've grown to know and love. We talk about Aldi for some reason, naming children, pets having pets, putting toilet paper on the roll in a specific way, honking,

Get those Karen neurons charged up - it's time for Screw Up the Podcast!

"This ass is brought to you by cheese."

What's your sign? I'm a Caution! Keep Out! Welcome to a brand new episode of Screw Up the Podcast. This week, we have our natal charts read (shout out to all your preggers people taking your vitamins). Emma, a Pisces, and CJ, a Leo, dive deep into what it means to have been a baby when the stars were all hanging out where they were. And along the journey, we learn and say things about ourselves we need to say more AND things we never wanted people to know about us! Get your natal chart read with us while you listen, it's super fun!

Also, to confirm, hyenas are NOT like giraffes, but that doesn't stop us from talking about it! All of that and more this week on Screw Up the Hyena! 

"I'm Mada-gasp-car over this right now! My nephew is named after that lemur!"

Is this one of the BEST episodes of Screw Up the Podcast? That could be a STRETCH, but we're ABsolutely positive you'll still find something upLIFTING in this week's episode all about moving your body! We discuss whether or not it's okay to have sex in a movie theater, how much Red likes Zumba both in concept and in practice, and CJ's secret to self-confidence: dancing in the mirror. And we're serious - 10 likes on any platform, and CJ will be legally obligated to watch Madagascar!  

Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and share to help us grow. Do you like to move it, move it? How 'bout you move your little fingies while you write us an e-mail over at [email protected], and your story could be read in a future episode! Achieving fame has never been so simple! And follow us on Instagram @screwupthepodcast to stay up-to-date and take part in our monthly polls, where you can decide what topic we talk about on our special bonus episodes we release at the end of the month!

RUN; it's time for Screw Up the Podcast!

Mini-episode #2 is here, and...it's, well...possibly a B-roll from Are You Afraid of the Dark. CJ and Red share their camping stories around the proverbial fireplace (don't worry, I cranked up my heat to 85 for realism). Would you like s'more? Too bad! This is it!

Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and share to help us grow. Do you have a little forest gecko you've been hiding in your bunk?  Tell us what you named him at [email protected], and your story could be read in a future episode! Achieving fame has never been so simple! And follow us on Instagram @screwupthepodcast to stay up-to-date and take part in our monthly polls, where you can decide what topic we talk about on our special bonus episodes we release at the end of the month!

"She said, "It's gettin' too real, lemme make another diarrhea joke and shit all over the floor."

You wanna know something just between us? It's time for another episode of Screw Up the Podcast! This week, we're talking about secrets - ours, other people's - no one is safe! We discuss why sometimes secrets secrets could be fun, even if you don't share them with everyone, Red literally can't stop talking about diarrhea, and CJ vague-books about his past in a way that frustrates himself when he has to listen back to it while he's editing (it's me, by the way, I'm the CJ, it's me).

Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and share to help us grow. Do you have a secret you swore to secrecy? Ruin your relationships, spill the tea with us at [email protected], and your story could be read in a future episode! Achieving fame has never been so simple! And follow us on Instagram @screwupthepodcast to stay up-to-date and take part in our monthly polls, where you can decide what topic we talk about on our special bonus episodes we release at the end of the month!

Sign a sketchy NDA and butt-dial your therapist; it's time for Screw Up the Podcast!

"They're kinda like cookies, but unfortunate. Unfortunate cookies!" 

Be ours this Valentine's Day, but not like this! This week, we're discussing everything about the capitalist cornerstone that has turned healthy relationships into monstrous expectation farms! We talk about whether or not we even like love and presents, working at restaurants on Valentine's Day, and how compromise isn't a four-letter word.

Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and share to help us grow. Do you have a spooky ghost story that would rattle our beliefs to their core? Share with us at [email protected], and your story could be read in a future episode! Achieving fame has never been so simple! And follow us on Instagram @screwupthepodcast to stay up-to-date and take part in our monthly polls, where you can decide what topic we talk about on our special bonus episodes we release at the end of the month!

Take out a personal loan for a blood diamond, it's time for Screw Up the Podcast!

Ready to punch in for our first mini-episode? You voted, we listened - AND talked! The result: a cool 30ish minutes of us telling stories that may or may not get us a cease and desist. Let's chat about bosses! 

Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and share to help us grow. Do you have something water-cooler-worthy?  Share with us at [email protected], and your story could be read in a future episode! Achieving fame has never been so simple! And follow us on Instagram @screwupthepodcast to stay up-to-date and take part in our monthly polls, where you can decide what topic we talk about on our special bonus episodes we release at the end of the month!