"If it makes you feel better, I couldn't fit a goldfish in my ass." 

Everyone to your whoopie-cushion-adorned seats: comedy school is in session! Provided to you tuition-free, mostly because our school's value is dollar-less! In this episode, we're talking about what makes stuff funny, how we write and conceptualize our jokes, and wax poetic about our time learning about comedy from the masters of making people laugh! I hope you brought your apple for teacher - we're positively ravenous for something that slant rhymes with apples. 

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Stretch out that beer-bottle-throwing arm, it's time for Screw Up the Podcast!