Screw Up

"They call him "Ol' Taint Nick." Merry Early Merry, podcast listeners! Let's talk about Christmas! It's happening earlier every year, isn't it? Wow. Anyway! In this episode, we talk about our favorite Christmas songs, get particularly disgusting (which is impressive considering our track record), changing your name (NOT to Santa, ironically!), and how the power of presents can heal family rifts (if only temporarily). Have you been naughty this year? Or nice? It doesn't matter - this podcast is a gift for anyone, no matter how shitty you've been! Cheers to another year, Screw Crew; we'll be back in 2023! LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK •Rate •Review •Subscribe •Comment •Like •Love? •Email us @ [email protected] •Follow >Twitter, IG, & YouTube< LISTEN ON •Spotify •Apple Podcasts •Google Podcasts •Overcast, •PocketCasts •RadioPublic •Breaker •Castbox, •Anchor.fm •& more!

"It's the motion of the showcean!" Welcome to another episode of Screw Up the Podcast (TV-MA)! This week, we're finishing our discussion about TV! We talk about...like, what even is it anymore? Also, there's a big emphasis on reality TV, complete with Love is Blind season 3 tea (spoiler warning!), CJ shades America's Got Talent, and we muse about how we should answer when Netflix asks, "Are you still watching?" Are you still listening? There's only one answer: Screw Up the Podcast! LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK •Rate •Review •Subscribe •Comment •Like •Love? •Email us @ [email protected] •Follow >Twitter, IG, & YouTube< LISTEN ON •Spotify •Apple Podcasts •Google Podcasts •Overcast, •PocketCasts •RadioPublic •Breaker •Castbox, •Anchor.fm •& more!

"You know what? You're allergic to beef." English motherfriender - do you speak it?! It's time for Screw Up the Lingo! We talk about things said and unsaid, regional dialects and why Southerners have the best phrases, lying about being allergic to stuff, birds having stigmata, and sometimes the topic too! Are YOU prepared for an episode about cunning lingos? Don't be shy, pull up an eggcorn, hang on to those two birds in your hand, and ignore the one in bush for a new episode of Screw Up the Podcast! LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK •Rate •Review •Subscribe •Comment •Like •Love? •Email us @ [email protected] •Follow >Twitter, IG, & YouTube< LISTEN ON •Spotify •Apple Podcasts •Google Podcasts •Overcast, •PocketCasts •RadioPublic •Breaker •Castbox, •Anchor.fm •& more!

"The earth is a MILF."  They say art is subjective - but this podcast episode ABOUT art is objectively (subjectively for legal reasons) life-changing! This week, Emma and CJ discuss visual art, the new trend of AI art, the '90s hit restaurant "Ponderosa," and how to have sex with our planet - before it's too late! Remember your childhood trauma and get those watercolors a'watered - it's time for Screw Up Art! LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK •Rate •Review •Subscribe •Comment •Like •Love? •Email us @ [email protected] •Follow >Twitter, IG, & YouTube< LISTEN ON •Spotify •Apple Podcasts •Google Podcasts •Overcast, •PocketCasts •RadioPublic •Breaker •Castbox, •Anchor.fm •& more!

"What that Jesus Dick Do?" It's time to tee-hee with us about TV with us, Screw Up the Podcast! This week, we're talking about the shows that shaped our minds (and our sexual deviance); CJ decides to...do a deep dive into the lyrics of "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy," and, believe it or not, we somehow transition between that and discussing our place in the universe. You know what that means - there's gonna be a part 2, so we can talk about the topic! Don't touch that dial unless you're touchin' yourself, then remember to touch that Dial! It's Screw Up the TV! LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK •Rate •Review •Subscribe •Comment •Like •Love? •Email us @ [email protected] •Follow >Twitter, IG, & YouTube< LISTEN ON •Spotify •Apple Podcasts •Google Podcasts •Overcast, •PocketCasts •RadioPublic •Breaker •Castbox, •Anchor.fm •& more!

"You should see my sock drawer. That's my real semen-tary." Hey, sponge heads! If you've got time to lean, you've got time to listen to this week's episode of Screw Up the Podcast! This week, Emma and CJ scour through the subject of keeping a clean home. We discuss our favorite and least favorite household tasks,  Desperate Housewives (this may be a recurring segment for a while),  the worth of keeping up on chores, and cleaning triggers from childhood that affect our relationships to this very day - fun! Don't listen to other podcasts (WIMPY WIMPY WIMPY), listen to Screw Up the Podcast (HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY) today! LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK •Rate •Review •Subscribe •Comment •Like •Love? •Email us @ [email protected] •Follow >Twitter, IG, & YouTube< LISTEN ON •Spotify •Apple Podcasts •Google Podcasts •Overcast, •PocketCasts •RadioPublic •Breaker •Castbox, •Anchor.fm •& more!

"This joke bit is hard to Escape." Screw Up the Podcast is going behind the bookbag to get a good glimpse at everything from worksheets, take-home tests, and last-minute projects! This week, we're discussing homework and whether or not we did it (one of us did, the other didn't - can you guess which?), we talk about the influence teachers have on us, and we talk about the adult homework that eludes us to this day! Buy yourself a hungry dog to manufacture an ironclad excuse: it's time to Screw Up the Homework! LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK •Rate •Review •Subscribe •Comment •Like •Love? •Email us @ [email protected] •Follow >Twitter, IG, & YouTube< LISTEN ON •Spotify •Apple Podcasts •Google Podcasts •Overcast, •PocketCasts •RadioPublic •Breaker •Castbox, •Anchor.fm •& more!

"Don't let the lips hit you on the way out!" More sex? Don't mind if everybody does! Another episode of Screw Up Sex! This week, we talk about how it's not the size of the boat, it's the integrity of the oarmen, the mind's effect on desire, secret menus at restaurants, and the beauty of the rosebud! So sit tight (or loose), lube up any dry appendages, and ask your dommy mommy if it's okay if you listen to this brand new episode of Screw Up the Podcast!  LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK •Rate •Review •Subscribe •Comment •Like •Love? •Email us @ [email protected] •Follow >Twitter, IG, & YouTube< LISTEN ON •Spotify •Apple Podcasts •Google Podcasts •Overcast, •PocketCasts •RadioPublic •Breaker •Castbox, •Anchor.fm •& more!

"I'm dedicating this episode to megachurches everywhere." Let's talk about sex, baby! Let's talk about me and usually me again! You've been waiting for it (or you've wised up and realized we've never stopped talking about it), and here it is - episode SIXTY-NINE (nice), where we talk all about the birds, bees, and how hot it is to fuck! This week, Emma learns about felching, CJ makes a compelling case for team "put your mouth on it", and both of us overshare, once again forgetting there's a microphone between us. Oh and lots more discussion about animals? Weird episode for that! Anyway, land on a safe word and repent to your Gods, it's time for Screw Up some UHHHNNNH sex! LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK •Rate •Review •Subscribe •Comment •Like •Love? •Email us @ [email protected] •Follow >Twitter, IG, & YouTube< LISTEN ON •Spotify •Apple Podcasts •Google Podcasts •Overcast, •PocketCasts •RadioPublic •Breaker •Castbox, •Anchor.fm •& more!