"Maybe I should join a cunt!" Ooh baby, here comes the pizza delivery man with a big pipe to come and change your TV channel! Welcome to an episode that's technically 58, but has all the energy of a 69: Screw Up the Porn! This week, we talk about spelling the word "cult," where milk comes from, and how porn can still be hot AND problematic. Oh, and don't forget: the opposite of guilt is money! Thanks for listening to this week's episode of Screw Up the Podcast! LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK •Rate •Review •Subscribe •Comment •Like •Love? •Email us @ [email protected] •Follow >Twitter, IG, & YouTube< LISTEN ON •Spotify •Apple Podcasts •Google Podcasts •Overcast, •PocketCasts •RadioPublic •Breaker •Castbox, •Anchor.fm •& more!

"What do they do? Wet breadsticks and no delivery?" What's in a name? Letters! This week, Emma and CJ talk about the string of vowels and consonants your mom would weaponize against you whenever you were up to mischief! We discuss how much we like our name (hint: it's a lot!), CJ talks about how no one can ever guess his middle name, and Amber Ross (formerly Emma Rose) doesn't remember your name, but knows you have one! Who are you again? Why, we're Screw Up the Podcast! Nice to meet you! UNLESS YOU'RE MIKE (jk). LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK •Rate •Review •Subscribe •Comment •Like •Love? •Email us @ [email protected] •Follow >Twitter, IG, & YouTube< LISTEN ON •Spotify •Apple Podcasts •Google Podcasts •Overcast, •PocketCasts •RadioPublic •Breaker •Castbox, •Anchor.fm •& more!

"I wish I had Saw None." Hear that strange sound coming from the basement? Why that's just Screw Up the Horror Flick! This week, we're SPOOKIN' up the podcast with an episode all about our favorite (and not-so-favorite) fright flicks! CJ calls out Haley Joel Osmond for being a fake ass bitch (kinda?), Emma edges our listeners (...kinda?), and we both dive deep into how a beloved style of filmography can be at times incredibly problematic (kinda but also definitely). Pop some popcorn and wear a nightie made of chainmail to protect yourself in a knife fight: it's time for this week's Screw Up the Podcast! LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK •Rate •Review •Subscribe •Comment •Like •Love? •Email us @ [email protected] •Follow >Twitter, IG, & YouTube< LISTEN ON •Spotify •Apple Podcasts •Google Podcasts •Overcast, •PocketCasts •RadioPublic •Breaker •Castbox, •Anchor.fm •& more!

"There were people dying, but I had long hair."  Welcome to this week's episode, Screw Up the Haircut, would you like a coffee or water while you wait? This week, we try (and SCREW UP) having an opener that isn't about sex, Emma says the phrase "God's White Braid," CJ talks about how this widdle weapoard got his spots, and both of us are absolutely high on Got2B hair spray! Let's all either get bangs or remind ourselves to not get bangs! Screw Up the Podcast: a show about nothing and everything, today! LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK •Rate •Review •Subscribe •Comment •Like •Love? •Email us @ [email protected] •Follow >Twitter, IG, & YouTube< LISTEN ON •Spotify •Apple Podcasts •Google Podcasts •Overcast, •PocketCasts •RadioPublic •Breaker •Castbox, •Anchor.fm •& more!

"We BOTH picked abortion songs!" Clean those spit valves, scordaturHUNS, it's time for Screw Up the Instrument! (MAJOR brownie points if you can understand that incredibly shoehorned-in joke that obviously CJ came up with) This week, CJ teaches the children about the slightly offensive name for the bassoon in the German language, and Emma's sad it isn't about sword-fighting, Emma wistfully recalls an underrated wind instrument: the harmonica, and we both talk about the frustrations about teaching and being taught by those lost in the sauce (hint: the sauce is not jazz). Don't touch that dial - unless it's to tune our podcast to 440 HZ - you're listening to a brand new (maybe!) episode of SUTP! Boy, I really am a huge fucking nerd! Hell yeah! LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK •Rate •Review •Subscribe •Comment •Like •Love? •Email us @ [email protected] •Follow >Twitter, IG, & YouTube< LISTEN ON •Spotify •Apple Podcasts •Google Podcasts •Overcast, •PocketCasts •RadioPublic •Breaker •Castbox, •Anchor.fm •& more!

"What if I was a centaur?"  Ooh baby, new year, same ol' us!  Welcome back to Screw Up the Podcast in the year of 2022, the year where we fail ourselves to love ourselves! This week, we talk about "Resolvelutions," the title of our new book (should we write a book?)!  Emma talks about emotional masturbation and CJ talks about...regular masturbation! And we announce the winners of two limited edition Screw Up fridge magnets!  C'est magnetfique!  2022: Screw Crew, We Love You!  Thanks for listening to Screw Up The Podcast!   LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK •Rate •Review •Subscribe •Comment •Like •Love? •Email us @ [email protected] •Follow >Twitter, IG, & YouTube< LISTEN ON •Spotify •Apple Podcasts •Google Podcasts •Overcast, •PocketCasts •RadioPublic •Breaker •Castbox, •Anchor.fm •& more!

WE ARE 50.  Can you believe it!?  Believe it!  Right now!  It's our 50th episode, everyone!  We're doing something a bit special this week, and I don't want to give too much away, so I'll just say we hope you enjoy it and thank you for all of the support this year!  We'll be releasing our Christmas episode next week and then taking a break until January 8th, so look forward to Emma's Santa jokes and CJ's cries for helf!  If you're reading this, we are so grateful to you!  Thank you for being a part of our journey!  LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK •Rate •Review •Subscribe •Comment •Like •Love? •Email us @ [email protected] •Follow >Twitter, IG, & YouTube< LISTEN ON •Spotify •Apple Podcasts •Google Podcasts •Overcast, •PocketCasts •RadioPublic •Breaker •Castbox, •Anchor.fm •& more!

"If you're puttin' your bare pussy in 'em, then you better be washin' that denim!" It's Saturday folks, and you know what that means!  That's right: we're understaffed!  Welcome to another episode of Screw Up the Podcast, still or sparkling?  This week, we talk about the beauty and beasty of working hard and playing hardEST in the restaurant industry, being mislabeled as a racist for not understanding how to put on a headset, and sometimes, listeners, the customer serves YOU. Plus, we read an e-mail from one of our listeners!  Want us to read your email?  Send us your stories at [email protected]! Time to roll some silverware, because you're gonna get CUT - don't worry, that's a good thing!  Screw Up the Podcast: rate us on Yelp!  LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK •Rate •Review •Subscribe •Comment •Like •Love? •Email us @ [email protected] •Follow >Twitter, IG, & YouTube< LISTEN ON •Spotify •Apple Podcasts •Google Podcasts •Overcast, •PocketCasts •RadioPublic •Breaker •Castbox, •Anchor.fm •& more!