Screw Up

"...but did you miss the shins?"  Ring ring! Is that a podcast in your pocket, or is it just your shamefully huge sex organ?  Don't adjust your screens, you've doomscrolled your way right into our newest episode - Screw Up the Phone!  This week, we pitch "A Christmas Carol" porn, CJ goes on an unhinged rant against bacon and Facebook (editor's note: neither are that good, STOP NOW and get your LIFE BACK), and Emma hints at a possible part two involving some scantily clad (or perhaps unclad) Instagram fellows.  Android?  iPhone?  Hate has no home here!  Screw Up the Phone - available on your phone!  Wow, shouldn't technology be better? LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK •Rate •Review •Subscribe •Comment •Like •Love? •Email us @ [email protected] •Follow >Twitter, IG, & YouTube< LISTEN ON •Spotify •Apple Podcasts •Google Podcasts •Overcast, •PocketCasts •RadioPublic •Breaker •Castbox, •Anchor.fm •& more!

"And that's not sexist, cuz I don't want anything with a bra in it.  Algebra."  This week on Screw Up the Podcast, we're the FDA, and our memories are hot sacks of meat left out in the sun - we're desperately trying to recall them before you make them into hamburgers!  We talk about the tragedy of child chimney sweeps and how it inspired modern-day capitalism, we hit on people under the influence of "liquid courage," and CJ sings bars from SK8r Boi, unprompted, testing the patience of our listeners (that's you!) and the probabilities of copyright strikes!  Plus, movies?  Who needs 'em?  You might!  Who are you again?  It's Screw Up the Podcast!  Episode I forget!  LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK •Rate •Review •Subscribe •Comment •Like •Love? •Email us @ [email protected] •Follow >Twitter, IG, & YouTube< LISTEN ON •Spotify •Apple Podcasts •Google Podcasts •Overcast, •PocketCasts •RadioPublic •Breaker •Castbox, •Anchor.fm •& more!

"That's what I always say about the Quran."  Hey Screw Crew!  This week's episode is all about our fashions.  Or, more specifically, what it's like to be told to "take that thing off," but not in a fun way!  We talk about the forbidden truffle fries recipe Big Truffle doesn't want you to know about, we accidentally give Bam Margera a genius marketing idea, and we take a deep dive into a pool of /searing/ /hot/ /shaaaaaame/!  Put on your ten-gallon hats and tell your mom it's not a phase, it's time for Screw Up the Outfit!  LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK •Rate •Review •Subscribe •Comment •Like •Love? •Email us @ [email protected] •Follow >Twitter, IG, & YouTube< LISTEN ON •Spotify •Apple Podcasts •Google Podcasts •Overcast, •PocketCasts •RadioPublic •Breaker •Castbox, •Anchor.fm •& more!

"And I haven't had a single memory since!"  This week's episode is all bark and some bite - but don't euthanize us yet, listeners, it's Screw Up the Pet, part one of *muffled number noises*  In this episode, we share some past pet stories - some heartwarming, others heart-stopping, but you'll get to that, we accidentally eviscerate Paula Deen, and learn about even more uses for the incredible edible egg!  Take your worm pills and get ready to play fetch with your emotions this week on Screw Up the Podcast! LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK •Rate •Review •Subscribe •Comment •Like •Love? •Email us @ [email protected] •Follow >Twitter, IG, & YouTube< LISTEN ON •Spotify •Apple Podcasts •Google Podcasts •Overcast, •PocketCasts •RadioPublic •Breaker •Castbox, •Anchor.fm •& more!

"I thought the sex WAS the interview!"  Howdy listeners!  Where do you see yourself in 59 minutes and 30 seconds?  Hopefully, it's kneedeep in the breakroom banter of Screw Up the Podcast!  This week, Emma recalls a time where virtual corn was more important than her existence, CJ recalls a time where his sexual effervescence finally started paying the bills, and BOTH of us talk way too much (incoming mini-episode soon with a lot of what was cut out from this one!).  Sign your W-2s and tell your new boss you're fine with it - it's time for Screw Up the Interview!  LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK •Rate •Review •Subscribe •Comment •Like •Love? •Email us @ [email protected] •Follow >Twitter, IG, & YouTube< LISTEN ON •Spotify •Apple Podcasts •Google Podcasts •Overcast, •PocketCasts •RadioPublic •Breaker •Castbox, •Anchor.fm •& more!

"I like the color of your name." Big money, all whammy?  This week, Emma and CJ talk about everyone's favorite source of passive income: gambling!  We talk about being enticed into hopping in cars with strange men and heading to the warm paradise of Indiana, slots, and how Vana White can fill OUR slots any ol' time!  Time is money, so take a gamble on your time and see if you'll like this episode!  LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK •Rate •Review •Subscribe •Comment •Like •Love? •Email us @ [email protected] •Follow >Twitter, IG, & YouTube< LISTEN ON •Spotify •Apple Podcasts •Google Podcasts •Overcast, •PocketCasts •RadioPublic •Breaker •Castbox, •Anchor.fm •& more!