Dearest Noise Bois, I would hope that as you commute to your place of business, enjoy a low impact workout on an elliptical machine, or simply drown out the incessant prattling of your cow-eyed coworkers (the only 3 acceptable ways to enjoy a podcast) that you appreciate this over indulgent dose of dueling Bowie impressions, a litany of funky and country jams, and a truly in depth exploration of the Los Angeles aqueducts, as featured in the second Terminator film.

“The New Post-Brexit National Anthem of Britain” by Brian May and a small Bosnian boy ft. The Queen of England and David Bowie“I Have to Go And Die Now (Take Care of Eachother)” by David Bowie“Tv, Radio, and The VHS Player” by David Bowie“I’m In A Forest” by David BowieDavid Bowie explores our five senses“Smells (Whatever You Do)” by David Bowie“Gimme A Little Taste” by David Bowie“The Cars Franchise” by Black Star-era David Bowie ft. John LasseterOBLIGATORY TERMINATOR CHAT: A Terminator reboot featuring Bowie and The Rolling Stones“Judgement Day” by Billy IdolT2’s Mullet Kid’s family strifeJoel hates 2019 tween 90’s fashion reduxTrent Reznor: Award Winning Country Musician Dave and Joel have never heard “Old Town Road” Gary reaches new heights of insubordination WCW presents: Country vs. Rap“Don’t Vagazzle That Tank” by Chet Countryman ft. Master P.Zeke, Trevor, and Nathaniel, the Racist Rhinestone Cowboys“Head Like A Hole” by Chet CountrymanJohnny Cash makes peace with death, but not with his wifeJohnny Cash decides to record his final songsJohnny Cash and his good friend Steven TylerSteven Tyler thinks he might be in KISS“Cryin” by Johnny Cash and Steven TylerVH1’s Supergroup with Sebastian Bach and Ted Nugent “Rock & Roll is a Savage Animal” by 2 Davids Bowie, ft. Sebastian Bach“Funky Turds (In The L.A. Aqueducts)” the charity single by 2 Davids Bowie ft. Mick Jagger, Steven Tyler, Johnny Cash, Trent Reznor, and Morrissey Bono weighs in on the turd charity situation“The Long and Winding Bit” by The Bittles TURDS4LAX“Hey! (It’s The Noise Bois)” by David Bowie