Gather 'round, campers, it's time to earn your cosmic survival badge! Today, Camp Counselor Jordan is teaching you all about what to do when a planet goes retrograde!

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Timestamps

1:10 -- Leo Season?! It's practically Scorpio Season!

3:08 -- Horoscopes for TODAY!

6:58 -- Zodiac wedding venues

8:49 -- Main Topic: Planets in Retrograde

9:06 -- Leann's astrology moment

10:56 -- What planets don't go retrograde?

12:31 -- History of the Rx symbol (℞)

14:16 -- Prograde, Direct, Stationing, and the Shadow Period

15:43 -- 2020's Summer of Retrogrades

17:05 -- What does retrograde mean in astrology?

20:11 -- Surviving Mercury Retrograde

23:57 -- NOVEMBER 3RD IS ELECTION DAY. REGISTER TO VOTE EARLY. GET YOUR ABSENTEE BALLOTS EARLY. SEND THEM IN EARLY. DO NOT FUCK THIS UP AGAIN, AMERICA. (https://www.vote.org/polling-place-locator/)

25:18 -- Is Mercury Retrograde in Scorpio sexy?

25:48 -- Surviving Venus Retrograde

26:01 -- Vogue article on Venus retrograde

27:29 -- Surviving Mars Retrograde

27:37 -- Allure article on Mars Retrograde 2020

31:06 -- Surviving Jupiter Retrograde

32:03 -- Surviving Saturn Retrograde

33:26 -- Astrology = wellness

36:19 -- Surviving Uranus Retrograde (by Backing That Azz Up)

38:32 -- Surviving Neptune Retrograde: go to therapy!

42:41 -- Surviving Pluto Retrograde

44:38 -- Final thoughts

Bibliography

Igloo Books Scorpio Horoscopes 2020

https://www.elle.com/horoscopes/daily/a104/scorpio-daily-horoscope/

https://www.almanac.com/fact/what-does-rx-stand-for-in-regard

The Only Astrology Book You'll Ever Need by Joanna Martine Woolfolk

https://cafeastrology.com/venusretrograde.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apparent_retrograde_motion

https://www.vogue.in/culture-and-living/content/venus-retrograde-2020-what-it-means-sun-signs-romance-relationships-love

https://www.allure.com/story/mars-retrograde-2020

https://mars.nasa.gov/all-about-mars/night-sky/retrograde/

https://www.astrology.com/retrograde/jupiter-retrograde

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/lifestyle/a32474921/jupiter-retrograde-in-capricorn-2020/

https://www.elitedaily.com/p/jupiter-retrograde-2020-will-affect-your-luck-in-more-ways-than-one-22890646

https://www.allure.com/story/saturn-retrograde-2020-guide

https://cafeastrology.com/when-saturn-is-retrograde.html

https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2020/06/9875571/neptune-retrograde-2020-in-pisces-meaning#:~:text=Neptune%2C%20the%20planet%20of%20dreams,four%20months%2C%20until%20November%2028.

https://www.astrology.com/retrograde/neptune-retrograde

https://www.allure.com/story/neptune-retrograde-change

https://www.astrology.com/retrograde/pluto-retrograde

https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2020/04/9731432/pluto-retrograde-capricorn-april-meaning-2020#:~:text=But%20all%20retrogrades%20aren't,it%20creates%20space%20for%20reflection.

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/lifestyle/a32227845/pluto-retrograde-dates-meaning/

I swear to god, this episode had SO many mistakes, flubs, stutters, and general screw-ups. Fuckin' Mercury Retrograde!!!!